Carlton Jamal, the life of an Ethnic Bunny

Mama really is stinking bad!!

2008-12-15T19:46:00.005Z

Mama keeps going to see Mama Jane and coming back stinking so bad, the smells in my nose are just HORRIBLE!

She leaves the smell on the sofa and I've had to pee on it THREE times to try and cover over the stink! Mama isn't happy with me but I just don't care, the smell is too much for me to bear! Mama says it is the smell of a new family member what is going in my nose and making me feel cross.

Mummy Jane has got one of these rabbit dogs, Mama says he is just ginormous in sizings, even bigger than Spit the Cat the Bunny.

He came from a rescue and is a german shepard staffie cross and he is one years old, which is the same as me! Why am I not as big as him? He is called Arnie and looks like this -

I guess he looks okay but he's not as handsome as me.

Mummy Jane is hoping he settles in good and makes friends with Spit The Cat The Bunny. He is a misery guts so Arnie has a challenge on his hands!

Sometimes, you just gotta help yourself!

2008-12-09T21:27:00.002Z

Hello down there!

Sometimes Mama just doesn't give me enough treats so I have to go find them and help myself. Only this time I got caught, uh-oh! Mama said I was very naughty and hid away the treatums! *thump!*

My friend Alvin is very worried that his hoomin is going to eat him! His hoomin is trying to handle him but he thinks something terrible is going to happen... I think he needs some kind bunneh words that nothing bad is going to happen! You can see his blog here. He also has AlvinTV so you can watch what him and his wife, Pearl, get up to!

We have more sad news too. :-( Mama's Great Auntie Cynthia died last Friday. Mama said it was The Big C.... but I don't think she meant cawwits. :-(

All this typing makes me need a snoozy time.... night night x

The Fixer Man came...

2008-12-02T14:33:00.002Z

I was doing a worried face because Mama said the fixer man was coming because there was something wrong with the kitchen tap. She hadn't said anything about going to Mummy Jane's so I was worried because I am an ill-eagle immy-grant here, the landlords are racist against the ethnic bunneh and say I shouldn't be here! *thump*

Well, the fixer man did come and I remembered that I have seen him before and that I did like him, he fusses me and says I am handsome and loves my little feets. Well, yes, I am rather wonderful, aren't I? Mama says he is very nice and won't tell the landlords that I live here because he likes me so very much, phew! He can come and do fixings and fussings anytime he likes... though I might tell him to take his shoes off in future because Mama was complaining to me about the wet dirty footprints he left... like I'm supposed to do anything about it?!

Ahhh, cuddle times!

I forgetted to tell you!

2008-11-27T20:25:00.004Z

A little naughty that I did at Mummy Jane's! It was late afternoon and Mummy Jane had called me for dinner. She said I wouldn't be able to go back out because it was much to dark. This made me a little grumpy so I sat on Otis' laptop cover in the lounge and sulked for a while.

After my dinner settled, I went on a hop about... I thought about trying out the stairs but decided against it. What if I got to the top and couldn't get down again? I would simply starve being so far away from my pellets!!

Anyway, Spit The Cat Bunny is pretty good at opening doors and came in from the kitchen. I hopped into the kitchen before the door shut. I could feel a lovely breeze and noticed the back door was open! I did a naughty sneak out! I must have been dancing around the garden for 30 minutes before Mummy Jane came rushing out in a panic. I was laughing and ran around as she tried to catch me. Silly hoomin. I was quite alright in the dark and the garden is secure so I couldn't get anywhere but Mummy Jane told me about cats and foxes who definitely wouldn't like to be my friends. I told her I would bite them with my little teefs but she said it is not safe to be out in the dark for someone as small as me.

Still, it was fun to sneak out!

Here is me and Daddy having snuggles. <3

And me telling the hamster to get up for playtime. She didn't though.

Oh dear, I upset Mama!

2008-11-25T18:49:00.004Z

I was a little naughty and did a pee outside of my tray and in my excitement at seeing Mama in the morning, I stomped in it and made squidgy wet footprints on the lounge floor. Mama said I needed a footbath, uh-oh!! It wasn't so bad but I still didn't enjoy myself, does anybunny?! I was feeling bad about messing the floor so I let Mama clip my nails without struggling. She said I was very good and was even given some delicious pear for being good. Mmmmmm!

We had an in-spec-shun last week.... I went to Mummy Jane's which I really enjoy... apart from this time! Spit the Cat the Bunny was really grumpy, Mama said he has grumpy old man some days. I went to say hello and he hit me on the head! On the head with his paw! Can you believe it?!! Mama told him not to hit small people and she waggled her finger at him. I tried to say hello again and he hit me again! He is very strong. I'm glad he didn't have his claws out or I would have been hurt. Mama shouted at him in her big voice - the one she uses when she tell me to get off the sofa - and he started hissing at her! It was like they were having an argument! She told him tog o outside and think about his naughty behaviour, which he did. I was able to snuggle down in the warm spot he left, it was lovely!!

I've been doig alot of sleeping, Mama has been taking an awful lot of photos of me doing sleepytime.

Mama has been doing some sads lately, Great Nana McCormack fell asleep on October 31st, aged 92. I told her that she would be seeing everyone at rainbow bridge and looking after them all. Mama loved Great Nana even though she had lots more wrinkles than Mummy Jane and Granny Maureen put together. She was fiercely independent to the end and still lived alone, Mama says she was an amazing woman and hopes she grows up like her....without the wrinkles, I hope!!

You must have thinked my paws was broken!!

2008-10-22T21:23:00.004+01:00

As I havn't posted in sooooo long. It's been lazy days in the life of this ethnic bunny. Lots of lazt snoozings!

I know I look a bit chubby but I can assure you it's just a bad angle and I really am terribly sleek and athletic.

Tomorrow is a very important day for me, I turn into a very big grown up boy and will be a whole year old. I hope this means I can have coriander whenever I like and also those hoomin mouthmakes that Mama makes so well.

I got a present in the post from a lovely lady called Holidayhutch, I cannot wait to open it!

Mama wanted to take some photos before I turned into a real big grown up and I thought I'd share them with you.

Well, you really would think.....

2008-09-27T20:32:00.006+01:00

That I had been so very busy to be doing postings on here but really, I havn't!

Well, I did have one adventure, I went to Mummy Jane's and the room with no ceiling for 6 days! 6 whole days! Mama and Daddy went to somewhere called France, though I guess it's pretty tiny there because Mummy Jane kept putting a black box with buttons to my ear and I could hear her voice every day. I don't know how she fitted in that box but that's where they were.

I had a super time with Mummy Jane, I learnt I can get to the room with no ceiling all by myself if I hop out the door. Mummy Jane let me come and go as I pleased and I had alot of fun making her smile with binkies. Unfortunately there are no pictures bacuse for some reason Mama thought it would be better to take it to tiny France.

I have a new favourite place, under Mama's feet when she is sitting at the table. I don't even chew the wires, see?

Mama says I am like a puppydog but I don't know what one of those is.

Although I don't chew these wires, I noticed Mama got a new phone and stupidly left the new charger wire across where I sleep so I snipped it in half with my teefs! Mama was mad but she says it is her own fault for not doing thinkings. Quite right too! I'm Number One Bun, okay!!

Mama is feeling a little sad because she went to hospital yesterday. She is having her tests again. She has to go back to school on Monday and she is very worried. She won't go in for long because this bunny wants company! She did a very silly thing earlier, she was excited because there was guinea pigs on the telly... she ran out the bedroom and kicked her foot hard on the hoover. Her foot is bruised and bloody and swollen. I did sniffings to make it better but Mama still needed some magic cream to stop her eyes leaking.

Mama thought it would be funny to make look like an ornament. Do I look like I'm enjoying myself?? I think not. Stoopid hoomins.

Long time, no post!

2008-09-10T00:17:00.004+01:00

Not alot has been happening in Casa Carlton Jamal lately, it has been raining and raining and raining which has made everyone grumpy! Daddy has a cold and his nose has gone red, he looks so funny!

I've worked out where Mama keeps the hay stash and I've been caught helping myself a couple of times, drat!

Mama says I've grown into a big boy because I have no done any sofa pees in a long time. I do believe I've marked it enough but don't tell her I may do it again if too many hoomins sit on my sofa!

I'm king of the castle with my Maze Haven! I've been having great fun in it while it's been wet outside.

Uncle Simon's again?

2008-09-03T21:39:00.003+01:00

We went to see Uncle Simon again yesterday, he played the pinching game again but he gave me lots of cuddles so I didn't mind! He said I'm a lovely fluffball. Mama said I had a VHD injection but I don't remember seeing any needles, I think she is lying. Mummy Jane picked us up to go to the vets and a lady in a uniform said she would shut the door as Mama was struggling with me in a carrier. She popped her face infront of mine and started saying how beautiful I was. Well, I do know that but thank-you anyway, I said. I eyed her up suspiciously, her uniform has reflective bits on. Mama said she was a traffic warden, whatever that is. Mama said to check she didn't give us a sneaky ticket while she cooed over me, tee hee!

We went to Mummy Janes after and had some lovely grasses. It started to do wet from the sky but I don't mind so much. Mama was a bit worried so put a brolly up to protect me from the wet.

Someone in the sky started shouting so Mama said I better come inside. I have found a favourite new place, Mummy Jane's laptop case! I snuggled right down for a sleepy.

Spit The Cat The Bunny got Mama back for her mean trick the other day. She went to get a drink and he said "you move, you lose hoomin"! I was sitting under the table laughing! She had to balance on the edge of the chair to use the computer.

I've been on my bestest behaviour, I havn't done bitings on Daddy since last time!

Someone left the shower on in the room with no ceiling!

2008-09-01T01:35:00.008+01:00

I don't know what was happening today but outside was SO wet and it was coming from the sky. I have seen this before. Mama and Daddy take their fur off in the bathroom before getting in the wet so I know what it was but this was the biggest amount of wet I'd ever seen! I managed to find one dry spot behind the shed where I sat in a grump for a while. I thought maybe Mama was trying to be sneaky and give me one of those awful foot washes in the room with no ceiling. After a while I assumed this wasn't her plan and began to enjoy the wet. It makes the grass taste very nice.

On Friday night, Daddy and myself stayed home without Mama, she went camping in Mummy Jane's garden with one of her brothers. Daddy and I went the next day and Mama looked so very tired! She was very cross because something she called a "tart" came into the garden looking for Spit The Cat The Bunny. She was mewing and mewing and Spit was asleep with Mama's brother. Mama saw the "tart" come in the tent! Spit went "HHIIIIIISSSSS" and chased her out! Mama watched as The Tart sat on the patio and they stared each other out. Mama thought nothing was going to happen.... but a big fight broke out. Mama says she wanted rudies (what is rudies?) but Spit is cas-tray-teed so didn't know what she wanted... all he knew is he had to defend his territory! They had a BIG fight and Mama said the noise was awful. She never heard fighting so bad.... The Tart wouldn't go away either so Mama had to chase her away. There was ALOT of The Tart's fur about the garden and Spit had some scratches. Mama is very cross that this cat has not been fixed - she says it is very unresponsible of the owners. She is crossing the main road to come here and is waking the neighbours with her noise.

Anyway, Mama was doing mouth makes and they took her so long! I was out playing in the dark for a long time! It was so much fun! We went home at 11.30pm, way past my bedtime. We went back to Mummy Jane's this morning and that's when I saw the outside wet!

Look at my wet feet! I must say, they sure were clean when I dried off!

Mama finished her mouthmakes, they looked real good! She did them for a friend who started a night called "Medicine". That looks like a medicine that I would like to eat!!

After the bakings, Mama, Daddy and Otis palyed a game called "How Many Items Can You Put On A Sleeping Cat" ...... they was laughing and laughing like stupid children. If anybun did that to me, I would bite them! Mama lost when he woke up after she tried to put a fish tank net on him. He didn't mind though, he went back to sleep!

Speaking of biting.... I did a naughty. I don't know what came over me. Daddy and I were having a cuddle and his finger just looked so tasty.... I had to have a nibble. Daddy yelped and told me off. It looks like I really did hurt him.

I'm very sorry. I hope he forgives me. I don't know what I'd do if I was grounded and wasn't allowed my veggies.

Mama ran away from me!

2008-08-29T01:39:00.004+01:00

Well, I do apologise for leaving my blog for so long but Mama ran away and I cannot switch on the iMac by myself, my paws don't reach.

On Sunday Mama was on the phone and started doing a happy dance. She said I was going on an adventure while she went to France. Where is France? Is it in America? I know somebuns on here are from America, maybe they can tell me. She was invited to go with the family as a last minute jolly jaunt... why I wasn't invited I don't know.

Anyway, Mama packed up all my things and off we went to Mummy Jane's. I love it there, she has the room with no ceiling and car-pets... though I havn't seen those pets yet. I was there from Monday to Wednesday evening! It was so much fun! I got to play in the house and I chased the cat around and it was great. I kept trying to be friends with Spit The Cat The Bunny but he doesn't want to know. He was sitting with Mama's brother on the sofa and I wanted some cuddle time too... I jumped up and Spit ran away! I only wanted some snuggles and I wouldn't have minded sharing the hoomin with him. Nevermind.

Mama came home and I ran up to her for snuggles, I was so pleased she was home! I was starting to worry that she'd forgotten about me! She came back with some stinking cheese for Daddy. Pooey!

There are some photos of her adventures but I'm not in them so I don't know why I'm putting any up.

I've been practicing alot of meditation and yoga lately, Mama took photos so you could all copy my moves.

We sended present to ethnic Roo!

2008-08-24T21:09:00.005+01:00

So Mama and I have been working on a little secret since Roo and his hoomin Mummy sent me a potty to go peepee in (Mama says I was lifting my bumbum too high and dribbling over the edge, how embarrassing!). See me enjoying private toilet time!

We spent lots of time doing and making and I kept sending Mama to get different coloured threads and felts for our spectacular makings! Mama sent it on the wind all the way to Roo!

Here are the pictures of Roo deciding how best to open the parcel.... "best leave it the hoomin"

ooh, a present! and a card!

A package that smelt nice in Roo's nose!

It was a package of nummy's! I put in some of my favourite things for my mouth. Herbs Plus, Coneflower, Gingko Plus, Dried Unsweetened Pineapple, some Bunny Biscuits!!

Roo got straight down to munching a delicious biscuit! Nomnomnom!

And the bestest thing, a Roo doll! It looks just like him, right down to the grey carpet feets!

Mama and I are very proud of our makings and are glad Roo and his hoomin Mummy enjoyed the parcel! Mama whispered in my ears that Roo's hoomin Mummy's eyes did a leak, I hope she wasn't sad!

Roo even played with the box and his Mummy made a video! He is ripping up our local news, he must disapprove of our towns regeneration plans! He is echoing the voices of the town residents with his actions!!

All this excitement has made a bunny sleepy.....

One finks one is royalty!

2008-08-22T18:47:00.008+01:00

Well, I really could get used to this life! Today I got another parcel, I really am a spoilt bunster at the moment!

"Cor, I'm stuffed!"

Mama says it will be the last package I get for a bit, she says she has some 'big plans' to put into action. She won't tell me what they are all about but she says I will love it.

Mama and I stayed up very late last night, we have been making a surprise for ethnic Roo and his hoomin Mummy who sent us the potty. We didn't go to bed until 3am!! I had to get Mama up so very early so she could put the parcel on the wind and send it, I gave her strict instructions that it must get there tomorrow and she did just that. I cannot wait for them to get the surprise, we hope they will like it!

Mama made me Bunny Biscuits last night. Oh my GOSH, they smelt so nice in my nose! I though she was making hoomin mouth makes but they were for me! I snarfed my first one up so quick! Mama says I can't have them everyday because I will turn into a fat piggy. I weigh a trim 1.36kg and that's how Mama wants me to stay! Because it is an American recipe, Mama got to use her new measuring cups that she got for her birthday, aren't they nice? She gets confused by cups, she has to ask her friend in Utah so she does things right!

Look, the stupid orange furry was helping herself to MY present from Roo. I really hate her, she never asks to share things.

*edited to make link work!

I went to see Uncle Simon!

2008-08-19T20:22:00.005+01:00

Well, after all the excitement of my presents on the wind yesterday I really didn't think I could cope with anymore surprises! BUT!! Look what Mama's brother got me! For her birthday!

How cool is that?! I was just about pooped from exploring when Mama whisked me away in my carry case.... we went to Uncle Simon's! He was so nice giving me fuss and cuddles! I didn't even mind when he pinched my ear and neck... he must have been playing the nipping game! Mama said it was a "myxi jab", whatever that is! The fuss and cuddles was the bestest for sure!

I've had a lazy evening so far, munching on hay and having cuddles with Mama. She says she feels grumpy because she's had no naps today. She should nap with me on my slate, it is so comfy!

I saw Mama get her magic internet buying stuffs card earlier.... I wonder if she's getting things for me.... I like being a spoilt bun!

It may be Mama's birthday but....

2008-08-18T21:57:00.010+01:00

I did gettings of presents! Yay! Mama had a massive thing with her and I have no idea what it was.... Mama says it is a potty! It is the most strangest shaped potty I ever did see with my eyes! Another ethnic bunny called Roo was helped by his hoomin Mummy to wrap it up tightly and sent it on thw wind to me! Can you guess what else there was? A wrapped present! All for me! I opened it with my teefs, it was lots of lovely things for me to munch and crunch! You can see them in these videos! Roo even wrote me a card which I will put up in my crate forever and a day!

Yes, that is Daddy saying "willies" in the backgroud, trying to steal the limelight from me he was. He got Mama a card with The Cerne Abbas Giant on it, you can see the mans willy, how yucky is that!! Put your furry pants on giant man!

Mama is going to help me make something to send to Roo and his hoomin Mummy, it will be the bestest thing they did ever get on the wind! Mama is doing very tired looks in her eyeballs so I expect we will start it tomorrow.

Mama also said something about going to see Uncle Simon... I wonder whay we are going to see him.....

It is Mama's Birthday!!

2008-08-18T10:06:00.003+01:00

She is really old and wrinkly now, I can see it with my big brown eyes! She is 26, that really is old, I'm not even 1 yet!

I just made her some special golden nuggets, I hope she likes them....

See me do makings!! :-D

Looks What I did Get!

2008-08-16T18:50:00.005+01:00

Wowwee! Ludo gave me this for being an awesome puppyrabbit! I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it, Mama has a blue one that she buys things on the internet... maybe I will see if I can use it on The Hay Experts to buy myself some delicious treats!

I can give this to other bunnies if I wants. I would like to give one one each to Bobbin and Roo because they are cool bunnies who like to get in mischief buy squishing their hoomin out of their room with a bale of hay! Sydney and Tyler because they has lovely furs and their hoomin does lovely art! Freckles has some brilliant adventures and is currently trying to figure out what an alien is doing in their house! I would also like to dedicate one in the memory of Bunny The Artist and to be accepted by his canine companion, BooBoo. Like Ludo, I would like to give one to Alvin too but he does not have a blog! what a silly bunneh!

Mama had a whole long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, looooooong day at the horse-pital yesterday, I was very worried she would never come home again! She came home with her hair all yuk and dirty and said the horses were sticking things to her head and watching her sleep, how very strange! At least she wasn't covered in wires anymore! She looked so weird. she got in the horrible bath but I'm glad she did, she smelled so much better! I gave her a long bunny cuddle afterwards, to let I love her, wires or not.

Then I went back to my favourite spot, under the sofa.

It is nearly Mama's birthday, I hope she gets some coriander and then she can share it with me! Nomnomnom! Knowing her, she will get lipsticks and knickers (YUK!) and chocolates, dumb girls things. She bought some shoes today, She was all excited and talking in that dumb baby voice, I didn't think they were so great but I pretended they were so she didn't start crying or anything.

Daddy made me a fun tunnel from cardboard, I've been in it loads today, running around and chewing it up, it's been loads of fun! Then I had some mint! Delicious! Mama bought it for me especially!

Today I was meant to get something in the post but the postman came at the wrong time, stoopid! Mama says I will have to wait until Monday. *thump* She won't even tell me what it is. I might bite her later if she doesn't tell me!

Mama looks like an ay-lee-un!!

2008-08-14T20:46:00.006+01:00

Well, it's been a quiet week, the weather makes me feel so lazy! I just sit about cleaning my lovely little carpet feet and giving bunny kisses to the hoomins.

Daddy says I've turned soppy because I've been demanding alot of Daddy love, we even had a snuggle down sleep together on the sofa and I was so cosy that I didn't sneak off for a sofa pee!

Mama went to the horse-pital again yesterday and she came back looking like an ay-lee-un! I have to cover my face with my ears so she couldn't see me do laughings! She looks so silly!

Look at her ugly grumpy face! She has all these stickies all over her head, under her hair, and wires that go down her back into a box. She even has stickies on her furry legs, I bet she was embarrassed about getting those monstrosities out!!

The wires look so tasty, I just wants to chews 'em but Mama said I really mustn't because I will ruin her results and it will make her sad.... like I care!

Look at the all colourful and chewable wires! She got up at 5am and was really grumpy because she nearly strangled herself, I had to give her bunny cuddles to cheer her up.

Can you believe Mama went out looking so silly?? Today she was so excited at having some pennies that she went out....and bought me presents! YESSSS!!!

Daddy showed me and I was so excited, I jumped straight off his hand and onto the goodies!! Guess which present I went for first....

I finks I is going to POP!!

2008-08-11T20:49:00.008+01:00

I have filled my tummy with the most delicious grass in the Room With No Ceiling! I can hardly move!

Mama and I had a lazy weekend, Daddy went to play his drums at a festival and Mama was doing sad faces so we spent alot of time having extra snuggles on my big mat. I said she could even share my hay but she said she wasn't hungry.... she really must have been sad, how could she ever refuse yummy hay otherwise?!

We had fun building with cardboard and I did the decorating with my teefs!

Daddy came home and Mama was so excited! I was too, I couldn't help but cover him in bunny kisses!

He was a bit stinky when he got back but Mama put him in one of those horrible bath things. She filled it up so high, I would have been scared if I was him, I don't even like the little bit of water Mama uses in the bath for a foot wash for me! He was very brave though, us men have to be!

Today was a nice day at Mummy Jane's, I played in the Room With No Ceiling for a long time and even Spit The Cat The Bunny came to play, we even had a kiss! You can see it in this video.

I did lots of runnings around which was great, Mama and Daddy were laughing so much at my funny antics. I do like to entertain. Mama's mummy says I am like a "little lawnmower" and she likes that I try and keep her grass short for her.

There is a hoomin with a blog about Ottoman's... I have one of those!! You can read her blog here. She has bunnies too, hooray! Here is me on mine! It belonged to Daddy's Grandparents and is stuffed with straw! Daddy says it comes from a time called "The Seventies".... was that very long ago? Like last week?

Mama took this nice picture of Spit the CatBunny. I was a bit cross with him this afternoon, Mama had gone into the house for so long and I was getting bored and lonely....

......Then she came out and showed me this picture! She was stuck underneath the fat bumbum CatRabbit for an hour! The CatBunny is trying to steal my Mama!

Mama was apologetic and made this nice video of me dining on a fine dandelion! Nomnomnom!

Time for a sleepy! Toddles hoomins and everybun!!

Mama has a funny watch on!

2008-08-07T23:07:00.011+01:00

Daddy didn't go to work yesterday so we had early morning snuggles. I'm sure it is not the weekend, maybe he is scivving. It took him ages to get Mama out of bed and she was doing a grumpy and the stupid baby voice that she puts on when she's tired.

They went out for a little while and I was sad because I had to be left alone but Mama made me a delicious salad to eat and enjoy. All my most favouritists are on there! Coriander, basil, red pepper, cawwit, leaves what I don't know the name of, dried unsweetened pineapple and dried unsweetened banana, nomnomnom!

It tasted real nice and it made me sleepy. I didn't wake up until Mama and Daddy were back. Mama said she had been to horse-pital! I don't know why she went there, I know she's scared of horses. Her Godmother sat her on a pony when she was little, she said she cried and cried and has been scared of horses ever since, silly hoomin. The horsey wouldn't have hurted her!

Anyway, she is wearing this dumb thing, it looks like a watch and she says it is recording her movements for a week. It doesn't look like it will, it is much too small.

I'd like to nibble that strap, I'm going to try and get my teeth round it at some point!!

I had a lazy afternoon, Mama laid on the floor with me for a long time for snuggles and I jumped all over her. Then I chewed my willow ring. Would you like to see how things are going with that, Mama took a picture the other day, I have wrecked it with my teefs!!

Mmmmm, that salad is making my mouth water! I was doing some lovely relaxing, Mama asked if I was praying... what is praying?

I was very comfy but decided to change my position because Mama was laughing so much.

Mama was weird and said the horse-pital was the prettiest she'd ever seen. It was "modern and trendy" whatever that is. But I can't see any horses?!

Nope, still can't see any horses. She must be mad!

Does not panic everybunny!!

2008-08-06T20:18:00.000+01:00

I am home again!

Well, what an adventure and busy time it was! Last night Mama said it was groom time. I HATE groom time but I always get a reward at the end so I put up with it. Mama was shocked and said she could make a whole new bunny from the fur she got out.

See, I got my coriander treat!

Well I went to sleep all worried that something bad was going to happen, the hoomins got up and were rushing around checking for poops and hiding things and not giving me ANY attention! *thump*

Then I went in my carrier and we got in my car (yes, it is mine!) and I was still worried.... Mama told me that the landlords was coming with Pow-er-jeans to check the gas and lek-tree-city in all the flats and I couldn't be seen. She assured me it was nothing to to with being an ethnic bunneh, it was because I pay no rents. She should have said! I could give her cawwits to live her! I sure would miss those cawwits but it would be worth it to stop seeing Mama panicking and upset because she is so very tired.

We went to Mummy Jane's! I was straight in the garden doing a happy skip, I love it there! I wish we had a room with no ceiling and edible carpets!

Mama was umm-ing and ahh-ing, she said something about having the wrong key so she pretended to be a burglar! She was squishing herself through the bathroom window! But her big cabubblies stopped her, she said she could get through that window when she was very skinny. She woke her brother who gave her a key to one of the back doors.... but Daddy accidently locked her in the garden! She couldn't get to the door she needed to!! I was laughing so much as she was getting all flustered! In the end she got a tent peg and set herself free by lifting the catch.

I sat and watched her silliness.

I pretended to wash my feet to hide my giggles.

I found my new favourite spot, it's behind the big shed under a wheelbarrow. I like to do alot of thinking here. And a little sleeping, of course. Actually, alot of sleeping! I love to sleep, you know!

Spit The Cat the bunny came to see me, we touched noses but he's so very nervous he keeps running away! He is and uppy-eared bunny, as you can see. Nowhere near as handsome as me. I think he has a big fat bum!

I was allowed out to play ALL day! It was so much fun, I played with Mama's brothers and I had a great time running in circles really fast around the shed, it was making Mama laugh!

Mama had to put up Daddy's tent. He is playing a festival at the weekend so it needed airing. I helped Mama put it up and Spit had a look around and then I did. Mama went in and had a sleepy time! Mama cannot go to the festival, she told me she is very sad but she is just too poorly to go. Good job she's not going, who would feed me? I'm the most important thing, you know! Number One Bun!!

Camping bunneh!

Mama took a funny photo from her brothers room... can you see me? Tee hee!

Mama also took this picture, personally I think I should be on that box with that phrase! Get that stoopid catbunneh off there, I want to sleep on it!

Before we went home, Mama started saying I was stinky! How rude! She said my bumbum was smelly! I am a very clean bunny actually! The hoomins are the stinky ones! Anyway, she made me have a foot and bum wash, EURGH!!! But it got WORSE!!! They cleaned my scent glands and trimmed my nails! I AM NOT a happy bunneh. :-( I was so upset I couldn't stop flicking my feet at the hoomins.... but I must admit shorter nails do feel nice! I also got some coriander for taking the grooming with ease. I had a big sulk under the sofa.

Now I'm ready to munch some hay.... and, I must say, I do smell lovely and fresh!

What's going on??!!

2008-08-06T10:45:00.000+01:00

Last night Mama started to take up my runs and hide my toys! She said we are running away! Just me and her going on an adventure. She says it is because I am an ill-eagle immy-grant - I am not a bird! Either way there is lots of hustle and bustle and someone made my crate collapse! Where will I hide? What's going to happen? Am I going to Alvin's house?? Everything is rushed and panicky and now Mama has my carry case out..........

Yuk, Mama was DRUNK!

2008-08-03T19:38:00.001+01:00

Daddy did some shopping the other day because I was running out of all my favourite foods. We simply cannot run out of my favourites, that would be terrible and I would be sure to run away to live with Alvin and Pearl and their hoomin mummy Donna. When he got back, he'd bought so much. I offered to sort out the veggies if he did the tins but he said I could not be trusted to just start nibbling away!

"mmm, ginger beer!"

On Friday it was Mama's brother Otis' birthday, he was 15. They went out for a family meal.... but was the the bunneh invited? No he was not! I pretended not to be bothered by it but I was really.

I helped Mama bake some birthday cupcakes for him.

Mama, Daddy and Otis came back and Mama was being all loud and stupid and annoying. I was so pleased when she went out again. I spent some nice time with Daddy and Otis but them Mama came back and she was even more loud and stupid. I was so embarrassed. She took all her clothes off and was dancing around like an idiot. She had furry legs, yuk! Daddy was laughing and saying "go to bed" and shooing her to the bedroom. She is lucky that Otis was already in bed so he would have seen her wobbly bumbum and fuzzy legs!

Then I heard her make stupid noises like "bleurgh, bleurgh" and before I knew it, Daddy was running about with a bowl. I don't know what was happening but it sure sounded yukky!

Today was a lovely day, we went to Mummy Jane's and i got to fill my tummy with tasty grasses! Mama took the flashing silver box to take some nice pictures of me. She did a video of me to. You can see my good manners as I wash my hands and face before starting to eat. I was bought up very well, you see!

Here is Spit The Cat The Rabbit, he didn't want to play today, he was too shy to come and see me.

Well. I'm pooped from all the runnings around,
I'm going for a sleep under the sofa! Night!

Well, it's been too hot....

2008-07-31T17:35:00.000+01:00

...... for adventures but it has cooled down today. It's been crying from the sky today, Mama says she likes the rain. It makes her feel like she's missing out less when the weather is bad. Mama got up early for the Doctors so I set about stripping some cardboard to keep myself occupied. Daddy was chasing me around grabbing the moulting tufts from my bumbum. I love making him run around.

Mama came home and we got right down to some housework, there was so very much to be doing. Busy, busy, busy. Mama got the mechanical grooming machine out and I directed where she needed to groom. All of my playmats needed doing so i told her to do those. Mama also cleaned the bathroom floor because..... erm..... I couldn't be bothered to run to my litter tray so I piddled in the corner. There were piddly footprints that Mama needed to clean. I tried to help but Mama said my feets is all wrong for cleaning floors. I jumped on her back and watched events from above.

Mama said we needed to get the dust bunnies from under the bed.... BUNNIES!!! I raced down and skidded under the bed.... I saw no bunnies. :-( Mama did lie. I kept looking but couldn't see.

Mama hasn't taken any other pictures of me to put on my blog! Silly hoomins been too busy making hoomin mouth makes. She was very pleased.

Mama says they look like eye screams. What are eye screams?

Mmmmmmm, it's nearly pellet time, must dash! x

"I am very upset with you Carlton!"

2008-07-28T23:36:00.000+01:00

This is what Mama said to me this afternoon. She had given the sofa covers a special machine wash to get them nice and clean..... but they didn't smell of me anymore! So I managed to sneak up and pee on both sofas in less than 24 hours! Tee hee! I do feel a little bad because I made Mama do a little cry because she had to wash and scrub the sofa and it is so hot here it was making her body cry through the armpits..... she had to have another shower.

Daddy came home and did a cross face, I thought I was in real trouble. He went back out and came back with a present for me! Can you believe it? I was naughty and got a reward! Would you like to see what I got?

well, I don't really know what it is, it sure looks pretty and makes some strange noise.... but you know what, it make me so much cooler in this heat! It's been great! Here is me enjoying the breeze on my bumbum, Mama says it's funny that I always stick my bum towards the cold!

You can see where the breeze has made me look like a baldie slap! :-D

Mama let the orange furry out tonight, she is such a pain touching my toys and getting in my hay box. I think I hate her, especially when she takes Mama's attention away from me. *thump*

Mama even pointed the silver box at her, that's MY silver box for making pretty pictures of ME! *double thump*

Look at her playing with my toys without asking!

That's better, playing with her own toys!

Mama calls the orange furry Butters because when she was a baby she was so very cute she thought it would be funny to give her a name that meant "ugly". I think she really is butters.... compared to me!

p.s. It was Beatrix Potter's birthday yesterday. she wrote lots of books, some were to do with bunnies! I will get Mama to read to me later. Goggle dedicated their logo to her for the day! How exciting! Maybe I will be famous enough one day to have my own Google dedicated logo!

Oh my, it really is too hot!

2008-07-27T14:59:00.000+01:00

It has been so hot here, Mama has been cooling my ears with a flannel. It's so enjoyable, you really must try it.

She also made me a big iceypop which I have enjoyed snuggling up too, it has kept my bumbum nice and cool!

Last night I really got my teeth in my cawwit patch toy, I was pulling up the cawwits and Mama was putting them back for me to pull up again, it was so much fun!

Mama says I have made a real mess of it already!

I've spent most of the day under the sofa with an icey bottle, it's too hot for binkies and fridge begging!

Mama did some more hoomin mouth makes, I think they are the best she has done so far!

Yummy in my eyes! But, sadly, not my tummy. :-(

Well, it's been quite a day!

2008-07-25T23:22:00.000+01:00

This evening the hoomins went out to do the shopping, I had my paws crossed for plenty of coriander and basil. They really are my most favouritist of foods. I would eat them all day if I could!

Anyway, the hoomins came back and Mama said I have something for you and put this down.

Now I love my cardboard boxes, they make the bestest noise when i tear them with my teef, but i was less than impressed considering how excited Mama was about it.

Them Mama took these out of it!!

Well, I had no idea what they were but i sure was excited at this point!

Mama gave me the round thing...

So I decided to check it out, I gave it a nibble, it was okay I suppose. Then she gave me the other thing and that was alot more interesting, it took me ages to marks everything with my chin...

It's nice, isn't it? I don't really know what it is to be honest. I ended up tearing an old egg carton up and Mama asked my why I wasn't playing with my new toys. I don't know! The egg box was more fun right now! I did say thank-you, see!

"Thanks, Mama!"

To be honest, it was so warm today, it was difficult to do anything, I'll probably be more playful tomorrow if it's not so warm.

I think I'll just settle down and read for the rest of the night...

I love to read with my eyes!

Mama has been doing more hoomin mouth makes. she did a magic cupcake of my mates Bobbin and Roo, look!

I was a bit sad that she didn't make me but she said that the icing went to gloop when she tried to make black so couldn't do it. I understand now. She said she will get some bits to make the icing not go gloopy.

She made some other ones with sprinkles... she ate one and what she doesn't know is that a sprinkle fell to the floor and I snarfed it up! Delicious in my mouth! Now I just need to get to the cupcakes!! Does anybody have a bunny ladder?

I has an imposter!

2008-07-24T14:22:00.000+01:00

Auntie Donna showed me this!! Can you believe it!

He is not even as handsome as me! I had peoples worried that I really did do a run away! I assure you, each and everybun, that I'm still at home. These hoomins don't take care of themselves you know!

Mama did some more mouth makings last night, they smelled so good in my nose but I still wasn't allowed a tasty treat! I did get some cawwit though, that was very nice.

I've been having a lazy few days, Mama took some rather unflattering photos that I am not happy about.

But I have a new favourite place to sleep and hide. It is very comfy under the hoomins sofa, they put a carpet tile under there especially for me. Now I can spy on the hoomins without them knowing. Havn't I got lovely chocolately eyes? I was all laid out and comfy but Mama got on the floor with her silver box so I sat up quick sharp!

Mama also managed to get a lovely picture of my hairstyle on my head. I have an extra fluffy tuft that Mama loves oh-so-much, she likes to play with it when we snuggle. It looks like it's been crimped, see?

I've always had that crimped bit and Mama has no idea why. What she doesn't know is I sneak in the spare room and use her crimpers! Haha!!

I've had to be very seep-poor-tive...

2008-07-23T14:45:00.000+01:00

Daddy has been doing some very sad times since Saturday, somebun hurt his car and tore off its ear. :-( Mama hasn't even seen it to take a photo so it must be bad. Daddy has to pay a man alot of cawwits to get it fixed with cosmetic surgery tomorrow. He has only had the car for 3 weeks and has worked so very hard in his job to be able to have a nice car to take me to the vets in. Daddy is so upset that he has been talking about us moving. Wowwee! I never lived anywhere else before.... except Uncle Richard's in the daytime! Daddy wants off road parking (what's that?) because he is always worried about someone pulling the ears on car. Poor Daddy. I have been giving him extra love and snuggles and tried not to bite his favourite jeans too much..... it's been hard!!

Daddy says things to do with The Secret will have to be put off for a while.... I still don't know what this stupid secret is! This made Mummy sad and she even did a cry to me so i must be something she was really looking forward too.

When I visited Mummy Jane's last week, there was a little girl called Amy-Louise who was so pretty like a princess and with hands so soft I let her stroke me. She drew me a picture I would like to share with you. I love it so much I showed my app-ree-cee-ay-shun with my teefs!

Mama says my per-sin-ally-tee has really been changing lately and I am growing up into a feisty young man. Did I tell you I learnt to growl?! Daddy was being really very annoying in my face and was stroking me in a way I didn't like so out of nowhere I did a big growl!! I felt so grown up! It sure shocked Daddy into leaving me alone! I have only growled once since.... I found the hamster in my hay and was not happy one bit. She has avoided me every since. I am The Boss!!

I does require my lawyer!

2008-07-22T06:23:00.000+01:00

On Sunday I was set up, I swears it!!

Daddy was doing a big clean (I know when he does a big clean, everything goes on the sofa and there's no room for weeing) and while he was busying himself with the mechanical groomer they call the hoover, I found this on the floor

It was my treat bag! Well it sure did make my tummy rumble, let me tell you! I pushed it around for a while and decided wether I should go for the kill and eat the lot or be a good boy and tell Daddy what had fallen on the floor. Just as I decided it was best to be honest, Daddy found me! "Carlton, you little naughty!", he said! I hadn't done anything!! "You naughty monkey stealing food", he went on but I swears I didn't nibble a few of those tasty treat, I pwomise! The hole was already there! If only there was CCBunTV! They sure did look tantilising, smelling all delicious and asking me to eat them....

I think that because I am an efnic bunneh, Daddy thinks I must be GUILTY! Can you believe it? Daddy, racist against his own ethnic bunny!

I was placed in prison for 30 minutes! Can you believe it? Daddy said it was because he couldn't trust me while he hoovered other places but I know it was punishment and I was not pleased!!

Look at my face!!

Daddy and me had been having such a nice time too, he was grooming me for ages, see -

How could he accuse me of such crimes??

I might ask Alvin if I can go and live with him, I don't think I can love Daddy anymore. :-(

News has even reached lolbunnies, how will I ever get over these accusations?!

I really have had the bestest of all the days!!

2008-07-14T00:45:00.000+01:00

Today Mama said we were going on an adventure and bought in my carrier.... I thought "yay, we're going to see Uncle Simon at the vets!" so I jumped straight in and snuggled into the towel and munched on some tasty hay.

It was the fist time i went in Daddy's new car! It is so super shiny and new, I felt uber cool as a passenger! Daddy said it is a Bee Em Double-You and it stands for Black Mans Wheels which makes sense because Daddy is a man and I am black! :-D

Anyway, when it came to us stopping I didn't know where we were! I was taken into somewhere and all these smells went in my nose that I did not recognise! Mama set me down and let me out, there were so many feet and I admit I was a bit scared but I was brave and started to explore.

I saw this big shiny box with bubbles in and different colours moving about, I never seen one of these things before! Mama said it was a fishtank.... i'm going to google it later because I didn't understand.

Then Mama scooped me up and we went into another room and it was really big! And it had no ceiling!! It was the most crazy thing I have seen in a long time and I've seen some crazy things in my time, let me tell you!

She put me down and it was so soft under my feet, so colourful and smelt so sweet! I couldn't resist a nibble and it tasted delicious! I couldn't help myself, i was munching and crunching for so long! It was so sunny too and my fur was lovely and warm! It's the best place I've ever been, I wish Mama had a room like that.

Then, in my eyes, I saw a dark shape, the same colour as me! A bunny with uppy ears and long long legs! Mama said his name was "Spit The Cat" (what a rubbish name for a bunny!) and I went to say hello and he runned away! How rude! This happened all day, he kept running away like a big stupid dumb! I didn't want to play anyway, I was having too much fun doing binkies!

This was just before we met, I don't know why he went all fat all of a sudden! Like a puffer fish Mama says! She says this video is better viewed on youtube where you can choose a "high quality" option. Whatever that means!

Mama had that stupid silver box out so I was careful not to do binkies when she held it! I did so many big binkies and crazy runs, I just couldn't help myself!

She said she couldn't stop laughing at how my ears flapped when I was bouncing around. I have to admit, it is rather cute, isn't it? This one is better viewed in high quality too.

I met so many hoomins! I saw Mummy Jane (Mama's Mummy) and Mama's brothers and some other people too. I made sure i said hello to everyone but really all I wanted to do was dance and sing and munch!

Here is me and Spit The Cat the bunny.

I think he wanted to be friends but was just shy.

It started to get colder and a bit dark so Mama took me inside and we wrapped up in a big snuggly blanket to watch Top Gear. Well, I wanted to watch it but I was so worn out from my busy day and so super snuggly with Mama that i couldn't help but go to dream land!

After Top Gear, Mama said it was hometime so I jumped in my carrier after giving kisses to Mummy Jane and Mama's brothers and we came home. I've been stretched out for the rest of the evening with a smile on my face. Mama said as I enjoyed it so much she would make it a regular adventure, yay!

Look, Spit The Cat stole some yoghurt from Mama's brother! What a mess!

I've never seen a bunny with a tail so long!

Night everyone, I'm pooped! xx

I've Been Very busy Doing Some Most Importants!

2008-07-12T03:24:00.000+01:00

Mama has been keeping me entertained with silly cardboard sculptures so I decided to do some big mans work with them....

I'm very good aren't I?

She's been driving me a bit mad today with her silver picture box, she just doesn't quit! She's all up in my face like I'm a performing seal or something.

She does get some good videos of me at my bestest though! I do like to watch myself and think about how handsome I am. I'm handsome, aren't I? Go on, admit it! You know you do! I do have to remind myself that the camera puts on 10 pounds otherwise I'll give myself a bunny complex and start having self-bunsteem tissues.

Mama has been making some more hoomin mouth makings, she says they are for a friend what graduated from big school. They look so super yummy but I don't know what a "scroll" is.

Slow progress.

2008-07-10T17:55:00.000+01:00

So Mama has been working on the room that she says I'll be banned from soon, I took some pictures to show her progress. She had to start by putting the draws in the bedroom, it is squishy small in there now.

Isn't she a stupid messy artist with all her stupid junk that I have to go around marking!

She did manage to make it look real good for now. It is even tidier than that now.

She says there is loads more to do but she's been poorly and unable to do things like a normal hoomin.

She still won't tell me what it's all about. She says it's a see-kret, what's one of thems?! I'm going to have to do some detective work!

Well, really, I'm not impressed!

2008-07-10T13:46:00.001+01:00

Last night Mama ignored me for so long that I hate to resort to biting her ankles!

Do you know what she was doing? She was on a forum called Happy Hoppers. I said "Mama, what is Happy Hoppers?"

She said, "it is a place where people that are owned by bunnies like to get together and talk about bunny adventures."

It sounds great! She said there are people on there who have lots of knowledges in their brains and they all help each other with kwe-shtuns they might have about bunnehs. They like to help people with anything they need to know about. I know Mama wants to know how long a moult takes because all my hair is tickling her nose and making her sneeze some! Tee hee.

I have to say it does look very warm and welcoming and I might sneak on when my two foots have gone to bed!

Happy Hoppers

I will say though, I'm not keen on Mama going "AAAHHHHH" and "WEEEEE" over other peoples bunnies, I'm the Number One Bun and she better not forget that! *thump*

I knowed what my teefs is for now!!

2008-07-09T16:07:00.000+01:00

I've been driving my hoomins just crazy! I learned-ed what my little sharp teefs is for.... BITINGS!!

I have been busy busy busy chomping through just about anything I can get my paws on and Daddy is particularly fed up with my naughtiness! I just can't get enough of his Diesel jeans, I just loves the taste of expensive denim.

See here's what I have nibbled with my teefs...

The last fing that I chewed made my teefs fizzy so I decided to stop chewing for a while and just have some nice rests in my hay box.

Silly Mama touched the bit white root I was munching and it made her fingers go fizzy too. She said I must stop chewing as I will hurt myself and I told her to stop putting delicious tempting chewable objects in my eye seeing ways and I won't do it! Silly hoomins, they don't know nuffinks!

Mama says I have the most beautifullist of eyeballs, the colour of tasty chocolate that I'm not allowed to eat, rubbish! Look at my lubbly eyes!

I'm off to look for tasty things to chew! Toodles!

Mama did a finish of her makings!!

2008-07-08T00:42:00.000+01:00

Do you know what it is? Do you?! I DO!!

It's me! But made in a doll way!! I've been pushing it around and hoping Carlton Doll would play chase with me but Mama says he is not a real bunny. that made me a bit sad.

Don't you think he's handsome? I do! Looks just like me, especially with the hair! I have a funny tuft that Mama plays with and puts in crazy styles.

Mama did some different makings tonight, she did mouth makings. Hoomin mouth makings so I wasn't allowed to try any of it! *thump!*

But she did drop a couple of tiny choccy-lit bits and I snarfed them up as quick as I could! Mama was chasing me away saying "you will get tummyache" but I know I won't.... it would be worth it anyway, the flavours were so nice in my mouth!

She made some cakes for Uncle Richard's birthday, we will give them to him tomorrow. I hope he likes them.

Bobbin said I do-ed getted it WRONG!

2008-07-05T23:56:00.000+01:00

He said it is Milton Keynes, not Milk And Cheese!! Teehee, I think I need to get Mama to clean out my ears!

Daddy has been busy making a website for some hoomins and Mama has been making some magic! She had a magic machine that makes fabric stick together, it was amazing in my eyes. She said, "do you want to see what a bobbin looks like?" like I never seed Bobbin before! He is a handsome boy with fur that is some different colours..... but she showed me this little round thing that did spin spin spin reeeeeal fast to put cotton on. She must have eaten too much red pepper, she was being a mental! Bobbin is a bunny not a little plastic thing you feed to the fabric sticking together machine!! Stoopid hoomin!

Look, she showed this to my eyes!

Whatever it was, it had ears and hair just like mine!

Mama said I could do some helpings with her, she gave me a pile of fabric to sort for her. I was very good and sorted them into piles, throwing them about with my little scissor teeth. She said I did very good and that I must be careful not to jump on the sofa because she was doing makes with pins and needles.

She did more snippings with scissors and grumbling and stitching and then she showed it to me again. Look!

I was laughing and laughing! Those eyes are just too big! She said she is going to do more snipping and will finish the face tomorrow. She hasn't actually told me what it is yet but I think it sure looks handsome, whatever it is!

I have been practicing my drawing and thought I would show Mama how good I am. I'm sad to say, she wasn't impressed with my graffiti style drawing. I can't imagine why?

I think I'm real good at drawing. Maybe Mama feels threatened because I'm a better artist than her!

I do a-polly-gise...

2008-07-03T17:03:00.000+01:00

... I've been so busy getting up to so much naughtiness that i havn't had time to do my blog!

There's just not enough hours in a busy bunnies day.

Mama spent Sunday evening fretting about a dress she had bought and had no shoes to match... I've seen how many shoes Mama has, I tried to count them once and it made me dizzy! I can't imagine she really had no shoes to match, I'm sure she was just making a fuss like silly hoomins girls do.

I've been doing many weewees on the sofa, much to my delight and Mama's dismay! She says she is going to get me a toilet for the sofa.... pah! I will just push it off and go peepee as usual!

On Tuesday there was alot of fuss and bother in the house, Mama was frantically straightening her hair and painting her face with crayons. She put that peach powder on again, she smelt so lovely!

Then Mama and Daddy said they would be going out for a few hours... a few hours! What about me?! They said they were going to a wedding. Daddy's Daddy was getting married to a hoominlady which means it was a family affair... so why was i not invited? I am part of the family after all! They must all be racist towards ethic bunny. I understand. It's a hard life being a black bunny, sometimes you feel like the whole world is against you.

I did some redecorating in the bedroom and made it look super.

Mama and Daddy got home and said they had a lovely time, she showed me photos.

I like this one, Daddy says Mama looks like a beautiful butterfly princess *bleurgh*

There's some other people in that picture too but I couldn't care less who they are because I wasn't there.

Mama just told me there was no cawwits there so I probably wouldn't have enjoyed myself. I'm glad I didn't go now.

Mama left her bag on the floor while she had a shower, I smelled nice things in my nose so I went to investigate.... I found a narna!! I gobbled and slurped and chomped and chewed.... until Daddy found me and confiscated it! *thump!* I know I can eat a whole narna so why not let me?!

nomnomnom!! tasty tasty narna!

Because of Mama's poorly, she hasn't had a very good couple of days, she told me "the wedding really took it out of me". What does that mean? Did they take some of her insides out at the wedding? I don't understand. She has been doing lots of sleeping and whinging and annoying me but I still pretend to love her because she makes me tasty salads.

She hasn't been able to talk to her bunny friends because she is too poorly but she thinks she will be back soon with all her crazy silliness.

To finish, here is a picture Daddy sneaked to me, see how ugly Mama is!!! UUUUGGGLLYY!!

Mama was real sad today.

2008-06-30T01:41:00.001+01:00

She was reading words on the screen what is not the telly and she did a big cry, she said to Daddy that someone had thrown her favourite hoomin fur away that she'd only worn once and it was very expensive.... I didn't understand and I was too bust scoffing coriander to care anyway.

Daddy took her to a town called Milk And Cheese and bought her a dress, he said she looked like a beautiful butterfly princess. Pass the sick bucket! I know us bunnies have no gag reflex but I sure can pretend! She has to wear the dress to a wedding, a think where two hoomins get stuck together forever. Imagine that. What if one wants to go peepee but the other is watching the televisual box? What happens then?

I think it's funny how hoomins have no fur so they have to put replaceable fur on everyday. I am a bit jealous that it comes in all different colours though, I wish I could change colour. I would like to be blue.

But don't forget that Mama's legs are still nearly as furry as mine and as for Daddy, he has fur on his toes! How funny!

Because Mama did a cry today I felt bad for biting her yesterday. Yes, I bit Mama. I am a naughty bunny. Mama has been grooming my underside each day and yesterday I'd quite frankly had enough! So I bited her with my little teefs! She went "YEOWCH" and let me run away. She said it was very sore and today she showed me the bruise. I feel bad now.

I love Mama very much but I really do not like having my bumbum groomed!

I forgot to say why i'm in a grump!

2008-06-27T22:30:00.000+01:00

Well, Mama has been chasing me around for days with a comb, I HATE it! I hate my bun being brushed but Mama said it's a ne-sess-itee because I am moulting. So what! I like moulting! The hairs get up Mama's nose and make her sneeze so, I can't help but laugh at her!

A-TISH-OO A-TISH-OO! she goes. I laugh because it's like a little bit of naughtiness without getting into trouble.

Mama caught me and held me tight tight tight to her and brushed inbetween my legs! How rude, she could have seen my dinkle if she wasn't careful! She got so much hair out before putting me down, even I was shocked! I do feel more light and airy down there now but it doesn't mean I'm going to enjoy it every time!

I had a big sulk in my crate afterwards. I feel okay now but I do feel like Mama is violating my bunny rights! That's my fur, what gives her the right to steal it and put it in the bin like it means nothing?! *thump*

Weel I've been very naughty and now I'm in a grump!

2008-06-27T20:41:00.000+01:00

I know I promised to be a good boy but I just can't help it, I'm just tto much of a naughty monster at heart!

I entirely forgot where I was and what I was doing and - oopsie - I went piddly on the sofa! Stoopid Daddy tried to shoo me off the sofa which made me accidently spray some peepee up the back off the sofa. Mama was not best pleased and had to wash some of the sofa cover.

THEN 4 hours later I just couldn't help myself, I went pee again! Mama wasn't paying attention so I just let it all out, ahhhhhhh! It felt gooooood!

Mama had put down a fresh towel so she only grumbled a little ......... until a little while later I went peepee AGAIN! hahahahahahahhahahahahaha!! It took her an hour to clean the sofa properly and she was very cross and sent me to bed, booooo. I munched on hay and had a sleepy and pretended not to care.

Today Mama has put a new towel on the sofa, it was so soft and squashy, I couldn't help but do head binkies and happy flops! It was so fluffy I couldn't help but have a little sleepy, it was so nice. I did some more happy flops and a whole load of poops..... then I did a weewee! Mama went SPARE! And she said I was grounded and must go straight to bed! *thump*

She was saying "I don't know what's got into you lately young man, you've been really good just doing poops. Now you've let me down with all this wee in 24 hours" I pretended to be asleep so she thought I wasn't listening.

I was allowed out a little while later.....and you know what I did?! Can you guess?

Yes! I sneaked up and went peepee on the binbag "defence"!! I'm truely am a cheeky monster! Mama said it's a good job the binbag caught it all or i would have been marched down to the naughty bunneh's home to teach me a lesson. *shudder* I've heard of that place, it's dark and cold and a horrible lady keeps you in a tiny hutch and you get feed poor quality hay, museli mix (YUK!) and there's NO CORIANDER, THYME OR PARSLEY!!! Sounds terrible. There's no love or cuddles either.

I've decided I'm going to start being good again, I'm simply cannot go to the naughty bunnies home!

Kisses to all my bunneh and hoomin friends xx

It's a hoomin's birthday!

2008-06-26T16:25:00.000+01:00

Well, last night bunny words came on the wind through the window and into my ears, it was a message from Bobbin and Roo!

They said it was their hoomin mummy's birthday! She is a growed up hoomin. I got up on Mama's lap, gave her a kiss and whispered the news in her ear.

We got on the floor and made a little package of bunny and hoomin birthday kisses, we tied it in a pretty bow and we sent it on the wind back to Bobbin and Roo for when when Mummy Thea got up this morning. We do hope they remembered to give the package to her!

Today I got out of the wrong side of bed and I really wasn't in the mood for Mama making videos. I just wanted to enjoy my veggiebles!

I kept trying to hide myself away but she kept following so I gave her a flick of the feet to let her know to pack it in!

You can see it in this box with moving pictures in it -

Phew!

2008-06-25T00:50:00.000+01:00

Blogger has been "unavailable" all day, I didn't think I would get to do a blog today, I've been worried about letting my fans down!

Well, today has been a lazy day, we didn't really get up to much. I wish I could go for more playtime at Uncle Richards. Maybe if I'm really good, Mama will let me go for a visit. I'm sure I will forget to be good by tomorrow but I really will try.

Mama dressed up real pretty earlier, she had silver shoes on that went clippity-clop. She drawed on her face with pencils and brushes and I helped her by choosing colours and telling her what looked nice. She has a face powder that smells like peaches, I like it when she puts that on, it makes me want to lick her face. But I won't, hoomins don't deserve grooming, especially not on their skin, eww!

Her and Daddy went for dinner with her hoomin Grandparents but was soon back for loves and squishes and cuddles. I decided that I'm not going to do any binkies this evening to show my disgust at not being invited for dinner too. I bet there was some nice carrot dishes on the menu too.

I've been doing my usual sofa poops, I've been trying my hardest not to pee on the sofa and I think I've managed nearly a week without going weewee on Betty Boop's face. Mama says she doesn't mind the poos, she just worries that it will lead to a wee. I like being on the sofa, it makes me do head binkies so Mama doesn't want to ban me because it makes me so happy.

Here is a fraction of what I usually do...

I did a really impressive poop, Mama even took a photo...

She said I needed a good brush as I am moulting again. Again! I'd only just finished my first moult! Mama says this one is happening much quicker. She gave me a good brush, I kept running away to give her something to do. I'm not really keen on having the brush on my rump so I run away and Mama pretends to be a bunny and hops after me.

She got all this out....

She says she is going to make a clone of me from all the shed fur, imagine that!

Well, I'm tired now and Mama is tired of holding me up to the keyboard so toodle pip for now!

I had some serious fun at Uncle Richard's!

2008-06-23T23:27:00.000+01:00

Well, Mama had to get up early today to help Daddy take my crate across the road to Uncle Richard's... gosh, her face looks like crumpled paper in the mornings! I can't believe she even went outside, she hadn't even had a weewee or a wash, dirty hoomin!! As a refined youngbun, I at least wash my ears before emerging from my bedroom! Imagine if someone had seen her, I would have been soooo embarrassed!

Mama came back and wrapped me up in a big warm squashy cuddle under her hoodie and took me across the road. I was very brave, I don't go outside very often so i have to be a big boy to make Mama proud. She gave me some cawwit to tell me what a good boy I was. She gave me kisses kisses (YUK!!) and told me to be a good boy... at least i think that's what she said, I was much to busy dealing with all the new smells in my nose and sights in my eyes.

Anyways, I was feeling pretty lazy and had some hay time and some snoozy time and some smelling time. I even did some dancing at my very own disco.

The time flew by and before I knew it Mama was back to get me! I was so excited that I did some binkies. Uncle Richard had some washing hanging up so i marked it all, I did some serious chinning on his speakers and tv cabinet and I jumped all over the sofas and was having a great time. Mama was panicking incase I piddled but I was having waaay to much fun for naughty weewee time!

I was running and jumping and doing head binkies galore, then Mama got the camera out...so I stopped. She thinks I'm some kind of performing seal! I mean, really! So I stood still and used my windscreen wiper ears to cover my eyes until she gave up.

Then I decided I would do something nice for Uncle Richard, I would do some cleaning! Lick, lick here, lick, lick there, I was licking just about everywhere. Mama found this very funny and I let her film me some. (see video!) Stooopid hoomin only filmed it sideways, didn't she?! Too much Ribena I think, it's her own fault, she should have shared that delicious juice with me!

So I'm home now and sure as pie, I save those poops for home!! I've been poopin' like a good 'un! I kept uncle Richard's carpet clean, Mama said she wishes I had such good manners at home, NAR NAR NA NAR NAR!!!

I just realised that i forgot to ask to see Uncle richard's car-pets. *thump* Does anyone know what car-pets are?

HELLO TO JANE!! Mama said you sorted out your broad beans and could read my stories now! I hope you like them!

A-polly-geeez to my fans!

2008-06-22T21:21:00.000+01:00

No update since wednesday, I'm so sowwee!!

I've been feeling a bit -

It's a hard life being an Ethnic Bunneh, there's alot to do!

There was a storm last night, it was raining real bad and someone liked it so much they were taking pictures, I kept seeing the flash go off.

Today Mama has been running around like something she calls a "blue arsed fly" (what's one of them then?!) because she says that tomorrow she is having something called an "in-spek-shun". She said I have to MOVE OUT!! I nearly started crying but Mama said not to worry, I would only be visiting Uncle Richard's across the street for a few hours..... I wonder if he has any thyme and coriander. I like Uncle Richard's. Mama says he has car-pets. What sort of a pet is that? I never heared of a pet called a car-pet with my ears before.

We are going to Uncle Richard's in the morning and coming home in the afternoon. I wonder if Uncle Richard will play with me, he works funny hours so he should be around. He has stairs, I might try them out.

I did ask Mama why I couldn't stay, she said it is because they would see me as an "illegal immygrant" - the CHEEK! I'm well within my rights to be here but Mama says my ears are to big and my body too furry. One whiff of me and they would have to move out. I understand. Whoever is doing the inspek-shun is racist toward the Ethnic Bunneh. I would pee in their shoes if i could. *thump*

Daddy STINKS and Mama is cross!

2008-06-19T01:41:00.000+01:00

It's been me and Mama all night, daddy went out for a "werks fing" at 7pm. At 12.30 Daddy rings the bell like "BUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZ" for ages and it made Mama very cross as the noise will disturb other people. She stood at the door for aaaages for him, I raced along to see what was keeping him.... He was acting so strange! all slow and wibbly and talking nonsense! And he STANK of a funny smell i never smelled with my nose before!

Mama said he'd "been out drunking" or something and her face was not smiley like it usually is. It took her 20 minutes to get him to bed and she was saying words that made me cover my ears with my paws as she tried to get his clothes off. I jumped on him and Mama tried to take a photo but he really smelled so bad in my nose that i jumped straight off. pooey!

Mama had to get a bowl to wedge under his head and he was making wierd noises and stuffs was coming out of his mouth. I know it wasn't weewee because we do peepee out of our dinkles, everyone knows that! The noise was horrible and the smell.... yuk!

Mama was very cross and told me "he should know his limits at his age" and he will get a talking too in the morning. She can talk to him as long as I get my morning pellets, that's the mostest importantist of things!

She says she is going to have to stay awake all night to check that he doesn't die. It means I get to stay up extra late which is AWESOME! He should get drunked more often!

I better go and give her some cuddles so she turns her frown upside down!

Today was a very busy day.

2008-06-18T00:14:00.001+01:00

I was doing lots of helpings with Mama today, there was so very much to be getting on with. Mama was changing and moving things, taking out draws, pushing them around, I therefore had to get in and chin everything for her, aswell as run through all the dusty patches that Mammy told me not too. She made a big space in the spare room by putting somethings into her bedroom, I told her where to put the things to make sure everything was present and correct and look right because these hoomins don't have a clue how to do stuffs.

Then it was snoozy time, followed by eating and pooping..... then some more eating and pooping followed by some binkies for Daddy. He was doing some "fweelance" things and was not paying me enough atten-shuns to I kept getting on the sofa every 2 minutes to annoy him!

I finished my evening by destroying a cardboard box and having cuddles with Mama. I'm very sleepy now, nighty night!

I likes my routine, I do.

2008-06-17T13:45:00.000+01:00

I'm not fussy, but I do like things in a certain order, I'm all about routine see. When Mama gets up, I expect to be let out as soon as she has had a glass of water and I expect 5 pellets as an appetiser to my main salad meal that I expect pronto.

I do like to make a mess when I have my morning salad just to give the hoomins something to do.

nomnomnomnomnom!

One of my other favourite routines is when Mama has a shower. I'll be munching on some hay and all f a sudden "whoosh" I hear the shower go on so I race down to the bathroom. I have to cover my eyes with my ears when Mama takes her pyjamas off, I'm a gentleman so I don't stare at naked ladies...... though I did notice her legs are nearly as furry as me. Maybe she is turning into a bunny?

Mama has to take some clothes out of the washing basket for me and makes a pile that I like to play in while she showers. I can't help but get so excited I go binky crazy, throwing t-shirts here there and everywhere. I give them a little dig and a bite but i'm oh-so very gentle so I don't put holes in things.

After all this excitement, I have to go for a sleepy in the lounge. It's tiring being and excitable little bunny like me, you know!

Daddy made me a new signature!

2008-06-16T19:15:00.000+01:00

I'm simply not being naughty enough, if i was Daddy would not have made me this -

I simply must try harder!!

I really am a horror!

2008-06-16T17:29:00.000+01:00

I've been a whole bundle of naughtiness this past weekend! The hoomins were both very cross with me and spoke to me in grumbly voices to let me know that they weren't happy.

On Saturday morning Mama lifted me onto the hoomins sleeping place for snuggles which was real nice but I really wasn't enjoying the overpowering hoomin smell so I hopped over to Daddy's side of the bed and managed to squeeze out a little bit of pee before Mama began shrieking and shooed me off the bed. She said she wasn't happy because she is so tired with her hy-per-somni-doo-dah but had to get up and wash the duvet and strip the bed. Like I care!

Later on when the duvet was back on the back, I sneaked into the bedroom and onto the bed, I did the biggest wee on the duvet again! And I saved some for the mattress too, hahaahahahahha!

I'm so full of naughtiness and I just don't care!

Here's me being all cute on my sofa. Don't worry though, I peed on it the same day!

2008-06-13T17:14:00.000+01:00

Well, Mama and I just had a heart to heart. She found me sobbing in the corner, my little ears catching the tears. She says I have nothing to worry about and that she is working on a little surprise for me! A surprise indeed! I now feel really rather silly getting myself so worked up! I was right off my coriander this morning.

I still don't understand why I will need to be banned from the spare room though. She said something about making the area clean and fresh and scent-free. Why would she do this? Of course I like clean and fresh but scent free?! I don't think so! I've spent alot of time chinning all my things in there, it's going to be a nightmare doing it all over again!

Mama says to expect Daddy to be in a very silly mood later, she says he is buying a new car, a tree-emm-wubbletoo or something? She says I will look uber cool going to see Simon the Vet and that I will need some sunglasses! She's so silly!

Mama is just piling me up some fresh hay, must dash, got to go jump on her back so she can't stand up or move1 I'm such a comedian!

2008-06-12T22:16:00.000+01:00

Today Mama was doing lots of "Um"s and "Ah"s in the spare room. She had a something she called a tay-p measuuure. I was helping out, bouncing around and she was saying that I will be banned from going in the room for a while in the next few weeks... what does she mean?! Does she realise how much stuff in there I own? does she not realise how long it takes me to chin everything in the room every day?!

I don't know what she's playing at so I peed on the sofa to show my disgust. This is my place, she can't be banning me willy nilly from rooms because she feel like it, who does she think she is?

These hoomins, what's wrong with them??!

Hmmmm...

2008-06-12T00:34:00.000+01:00

Mama has been acting sooo strange for the last 24 hours! She keeps doing silly dancing, singing and doing more Circles Of Love around me than usual! When she sings, she goes "Uuuuuuuno! Uuuuuuuno!" What on earth is she going on about?

I showed my disapproval at her singing by weeing on the sofa. I made sure I did this while she had gone to the toilet, and I was back on the floor when she returned. I'm a clever bunny because I know she can't scald me if she doesn't catch me committing the crime! These two foots think they are very clever but really, they are so dumb!

Mama did a wash today and there was a big pile of Mama's pants on the floor, I threw them around! I hate girl pants, all those silly colours and lace twimmings! I gave them a dig too, I like a little dig now and then but I'm not a big digger, I'm far to lazy.

Mama is doing her silly drawing again, she's been doing them most nights, they look nice, they are sumfing to do with hearts but they don't look like hearts to me. Silly hoomins.

Mama and Daddy were whispering about me moving! What does this mean? Am I being rehomed?! Don't they love me anymore? I don't understand! I broke up this terrible conversations by throwing some binkies into the mix and the two-foots went "ahhhhh" and forgot all about the bad things they were saying. I hope they don't want me to move out, I like it here!

I'll never wee on the sofa again, I pwomise!

Mama said that a lady called Jane is excited to read my blog, her Broad Bean is broken and she can't read it yet. I'm going to send her lots of bunny kisses when she gets to read it! If Mama makes me move out, I'm going to ring Jane!

look at these funny bunnies!

2008-06-09T22:36:00.000+01:00

here is my friend Alvin doing an excited dance with his ladybun Pearl, it makes my Mama laugh so much.

I wish when me and Daddy did womantic darn-sing it was more fun like this! :-D

Daddy was real nice!

2008-06-09T16:55:00.000+01:00

Last night Daddy went out to play his drummy drums and got home real late but still found time to make me a new signature, isn't he nice?

I said I wanted it to have rice an' peas on it and he came up with this -

He is so clever.

Mama said the Alvin kissed his teeth at his Mom, that's so funny. He's such a rude bwoy, he's mi bredrin, bruthas gotta stick together!

There's is a funny video of Alvin and Pearl getting excited about their veggies, Mama say it makes her laugh, I might ask their Mom if I can put it up on my blog for Mama to see!

2008-06-08T21:10:00.000+01:00

Mama has not been a happy bunny today! Naughty daddy was snoring all night long and was disturbing Mama so much that she kept getting up and didn't sleep a wink all night! I liked it because it meant I could stay up all night like a naughty boy!

Today has been a lazy day, Mama did her sleeping in the morning after I had my pellets and she had Frosties (why can't i have Frosties? they look nice!) then we shared a plate of herbs. Mama said she was pretending to share so I understand what will happen when I have a ladybun. Why should I have to share my herbs? Mama makes them for me! I'll give any lady the what-for if she attempts to munch my herbs! *thump*

2008-06-07T23:45:00.000+01:00

Today it's been me and Mama for most of the day. Daddy got up early for a Saturday, I was surprised and excited to come out so early on a Saturday! He went out and it was me and Mama until 7pm. She said he'd gone to watch cars with his hoomin Daddy at Silverstone. I don't know what Silverstone is but I know that's where my mate Bobbin came from. I asked Mama if he'd gone to see Bobbin's family, she told me he would be driving a car! Can you imagine! A bun driving a car! If Mama says that's what Bobbin was doing I believe her. Then Daddy sent her words through the wind that wrote themselves on the little box she puts next to her ear. It said this -

Wow! Bobbin is a Formula Bun Driver! He's so cool!

This evening I've been wowing Mummy with how confident I am on the laminate floor, I race around with ease but I like to keep my binkies to my mat and runs, I don't slip around then! She says I'm such a funny buns, she's not wrong!

Goshums, I'm the naughtiest bunny I know!

2008-06-05T23:16:00.000+01:00

Tee hee, tonight I did a piddle on mummy's lap! haha! a man wot I do not remember came in the house and I was very suspicious of all the different smells that he bought in. I felt I needed to let him know that mummy is mine so hands off! I made my feelings known and mummy did a big squeal and daddy picked me up and told me off! how rude of the silly two foot! Daddy made me go to my bedroom for a while as punishment but I don't care, there's lots of hay there for me to eat, nummers!

Mummy says I look like a seal pup... what is a seal pup?

Mama is a meany!

2008-06-04T18:13:00.000+01:00

So it's Wednesday and I'm thinking about the weekend, I fancy another lads night out at the Burrow Bar, last weekend was a blast.

I ask Mama real nicely if I can go out and she says "No, you were much to naughty last week"... I don't know what she's talking about! She did discuss it with Jack last week, you can see what happened here. (from post 13) I really wasn't as drunk as she says I was... there's no way I wet the bed.... is there.....?

hahahahahaha, look at me! on the sofa, where I shouldn't be! hahahahhahahaha!

Tee Hee, I've been naughty! yay!

2008-06-03T18:52:00.000+01:00

Last night I was having a good run around, giving everything a right good chinning so those darned two foots know everything belongs to moi. Mama was laughing because she said I was being so cute and silly. Well, you know, with a face like mine, I can't help but be cute!

Mama got up today and went to put a wash on, silly two foot had left the next lot of washing on the floor beside the washing basket so being the naughty rascal I am, I did a great big piddle on the washing! There was a puddle on the floor that might have given the game away but Mama walked past with the washing for the machine and didn't say anything so I guess she didn't notice.... No doubt I'll be doing it again in the future. I'm such a cheeky rascal. I love to wee where I shouldn't! Silly two foots.

I just had a real good run around, now I'm pooped!

2008-06-02T23:00:00.000+01:00

Hello to all my bunny and hoomin friends! My two foot has helped my set up this blog so I can keep you all informed as to what naughtiness I've been up too!

I suppose I should really start with a little background on myself. My two foot pretends that I'm a bit of a Jamaican rude boy but in reality, I'm just a Northern lad, I was born in Leeds. My two foot thinks that I spent too much time studying the family cat, Bonkers, because I don't display usual rabbit behaviours.... though I do like to dig at a clean pile of clothes that are waiting to be ironed! I generally like to be sprawled out in the sunshine and eating. My favourite foods are coriander, mint, basil, thyme, lemon thyme, parsley, red pepper and cawwit. I love banana but my two foot says I can have it on a Sunday because it is bad for my teef, booooo!

I was neutered a couple of months ago and I took it all in my stride, my two foot says I'm a very brace boy. I like going to the vets because Simon is so very nice to me, he gives me lots of cuddles and says I'm a very relaxed bunny. Sometimes he sticks a big thing in my mouth and I'm not a big fan of that but I'm sure he's only doing it to keep me healthy.

My two foot has been telling me that soon she is going to build me a new home, that I need to move out of the converted warehouse bachelor pad and into a two up two down family home ready for when I start dating. I like my bachelor pad though! hmpf!

I like cuddles with my two foots, sometimes I have to groom them because they can be a bit grubby. I don't like it when I get told off for going on the sofa, I cover my eyes with my ears and pretend not to hear. I like to rearrange my apartment in the night, the two foots don't seem to realise I like my toilet at an angle, not flush to the corner like how they put it. Silly hoomins.

I think it's time for one to retire to the boudoir, the two foot just filled my hay ball and it's making my tummy rumble. Toddle pip!