Carlton Jamal, the life of an Ethnic Bunny

Mama really is stinking bad!!

2008-12-15T19:46:00.005Z

Mama keeps going to see Mama Jane and coming back stinking so bad, the smells in my nose are just HORRIBLE!

She leaves the smell on the sofa and I've had to pee on it THREE times to try and cover over the stink! Mama isn't happy with me but I just don't care, the smell is too much for me to bear! Mama says it is the smell of a new family member what is going in my nose and making me feel cross.

Mummy Jane has got one of these rabbit dogs, Mama says he is just ginormous in sizings, even bigger than Spit the Cat the Bunny.

He came from a rescue and is a german shepard staffie cross and he is one years old, which is the same as me! Why am I not as big as him? He is called Arnie and looks like this -

I guess he looks okay but he's not as handsome as me.

Mummy Jane is hoping he settles in good and makes friends with Spit The Cat The Bunny. He is a misery guts so Arnie has a challenge on his hands!

Sometimes, you just gotta help yourself!

2008-12-09T21:27:00.002Z

Hello down there!

Sometimes Mama just doesn't give me enough treats so I have to go find them and help myself. Only this time I got caught, uh-oh! Mama said I was very naughty and hid away the treatums! *thump!*

My friend Alvin is very worried that his hoomin is going to eat him! His hoomin is trying to handle him but he thinks something terrible is going to happen... I think he needs some kind bunneh words that nothing bad is going to happen! You can see his blog here. He also has AlvinTV so you can watch what him and his wife, Pearl, get up to!

We have more sad news too. :-( Mama's Great Auntie Cynthia died last Friday. Mama said it was The Big C.... but I don't think she meant cawwits. :-(

All this typing makes me need a snoozy time.... night night x

The Fixer Man came...

2008-12-02T14:33:00.002Z

I was doing a worried face because Mama said the fixer man was coming because there was something wrong with the kitchen tap. She hadn't said anything about going to Mummy Jane's so I was worried because I am an ill-eagle immy-grant here, the landlords are racist against the ethnic bunneh and say I shouldn't be here! *thump*

Well, the fixer man did come and I remembered that I have seen him before and that I did like him, he fusses me and says I am handsome and loves my little feets. Well, yes, I am rather wonderful, aren't I? Mama says he is very nice and won't tell the landlords that I live here because he likes me so very much, phew! He can come and do fixings and fussings anytime he likes... though I might tell him to take his shoes off in future because Mama was complaining to me about the wet dirty footprints he left... like I'm supposed to do anything about it?!

Ahhh, cuddle times!

I forgetted to tell you!

2008-11-27T20:25:00.004Z

A little naughty that I did at Mummy Jane's! It was late afternoon and Mummy Jane had called me for dinner. She said I wouldn't be able to go back out because it was much to dark. This made me a little grumpy so I sat on Otis' laptop cover in the lounge and sulked for a while.

After my dinner settled, I went on a hop about... I thought about trying out the stairs but decided against it. What if I got to the top and couldn't get down again? I would simply starve being so far away from my pellets!!

Anyway, Spit The Cat Bunny is pretty good at opening doors and came in from the kitchen. I hopped into the kitchen before the door shut. I could feel a lovely breeze and noticed the back door was open! I did a naughty sneak out! I must have been dancing around the garden for 30 minutes before Mummy Jane came rushing out in a panic. I was laughing and ran around as she tried to catch me. Silly hoomin. I was quite alright in the dark and the garden is secure so I couldn't get anywhere but Mummy Jane told me about cats and foxes who definitely wouldn't like to be my friends. I told her I would bite them with my little teefs but she said it is not safe to be out in the dark for someone as small as me.

Still, it was fun to sneak out!

Here is me and Daddy having snuggles. <3

And me telling the hamster to get up for playtime. She didn't though.

Oh dear, I upset Mama!

2008-11-25T18:49:00.004Z

I was a little naughty and did a pee outside of my tray and in my excitement at seeing Mama in the morning, I stomped in it and made squidgy wet footprints on the lounge floor. Mama said I needed a footbath, uh-oh!! It wasn't so bad but I still didn't enjoy myself, does anybunny?! I was feeling bad about messing the floor so I let Mama clip my nails without struggling. She said I was very good and was even given some delicious pear for being good. Mmmmmm!

We had an in-spec-shun last week.... I went to Mummy Jane's which I really enjoy... apart from this time! Spit the Cat the Bunny was really grumpy, Mama said he has grumpy old man some days. I went to say hello and he hit me on the head! On the head with his paw! Can you believe it?!! Mama told him not to hit small people and she waggled her finger at him. I tried to say hello again and he hit me again! He is very strong. I'm glad he didn't have his claws out or I would have been hurt. Mama shouted at him in her big voice - the one she uses when she tell me to get off the sofa - and he started hissing at her! It was like they were having an argument! She told him tog o outside and think about his naughty behaviour, which he did. I was able to snuggle down in the warm spot he left, it was lovely!!

I've been doig alot of sleeping, Mama has been taking an awful lot of photos of me doing sleepytime.

Mama has been doing some sads lately, Great Nana McCormack fell asleep on October 31st, aged 92. I told her that she would be seeing everyone at rainbow bridge and looking after them all. Mama loved Great Nana even though she had lots more wrinkles than Mummy Jane and Granny Maureen put together. She was fiercely independent to the end and still lived alone, Mama says she was an amazing woman and hopes she grows up like her....without the wrinkles, I hope!!

You must have thinked my paws was broken!!

2008-10-22T21:23:00.004+01:00

As I havn't posted in sooooo long. It's been lazy days in the life of this ethnic bunny. Lots of lazt snoozings!

I know I look a bit chubby but I can assure you it's just a bad angle and I really am terribly sleek and athletic.

Tomorrow is a very important day for me, I turn into a very big grown up boy and will be a whole year old. I hope this means I can have coriander whenever I like and also those hoomin mouthmakes that Mama makes so well.

I got a present in the post from a lovely lady called Holidayhutch, I cannot wait to open it!

Mama wanted to take some photos before I turned into a real big grown up and I thought I'd share them with you.

Well, you really would think.....

2008-09-27T20:32:00.006+01:00

That I had been so very busy to be doing postings on here but really, I havn't!

Well, I did have one adventure, I went to Mummy Jane's and the room with no ceiling for 6 days! 6 whole days! Mama and Daddy went to somewhere called France, though I guess it's pretty tiny there because Mummy Jane kept putting a black box with buttons to my ear and I could hear her voice every day. I don't know how she fitted in that box but that's where they were.

I had a super time with Mummy Jane, I learnt I can get to the room with no ceiling all by myself if I hop out the door. Mummy Jane let me come and go as I pleased and I had alot of fun making her smile with binkies. Unfortunately there are no pictures bacuse for some reason Mama thought it would be better to take it to tiny France.

I have a new favourite place, under Mama's feet when she is sitting at the table. I don't even chew the wires, see?

Mama says I am like a puppydog but I don't know what one of those is.

Although I don't chew these wires, I noticed Mama got a new phone and stupidly left the new charger wire across where I sleep so I snipped it in half with my teefs! Mama was mad but she says it is her own fault for not doing thinkings. Quite right too! I'm Number One Bun, okay!!

Mama is feeling a little sad because she went to hospital yesterday. She is having her tests again. She has to go back to school on Monday and she is very worried. She won't go in for long because this bunny wants company! She did a very silly thing earlier, she was excited because there was guinea pigs on the telly... she ran out the bedroom and kicked her foot hard on the hoover. Her foot is bruised and bloody and swollen. I did sniffings to make it better but Mama still needed some magic cream to stop her eyes leaking.

Mama thought it would be funny to make look like an ornament. Do I look like I'm enjoying myself?? I think not. Stoopid hoomins.

Long time, no post!

2008-09-10T00:17:00.004+01:00

Not alot has been happening in Casa Carlton Jamal lately, it has been raining and raining and raining which has made everyone grumpy! Daddy has a cold and his nose has gone red, he looks so funny!

I've worked out where Mama keeps the hay stash and I've been caught helping myself a couple of times, drat!

Mama says I've grown into a big boy because I have no done any sofa pees in a long time. I do believe I've marked it enough but don't tell her I may do it again if too many hoomins sit on my sofa!

I'm king of the castle with my Maze Haven! I've been having great fun in it while it's been wet outside.

Uncle Simon's again?

2008-09-03T21:39:00.003+01:00

We went to see Uncle Simon again yesterday, he played the pinching game again but he gave me lots of cuddles so I didn't mind! He said I'm a lovely fluffball. Mama said I had a VHD injection but I don't remember seeing any needles, I think she is lying. Mummy Jane picked us up to go to the vets and a lady in a uniform said she would shut the door as Mama was struggling with me in a carrier. She popped her face infront of mine and started saying how beautiful I was. Well, I do know that but thank-you anyway, I said. I eyed her up suspiciously, her uniform has reflective bits on. Mama said she was a traffic warden, whatever that is. Mama said to check she didn't give us a sneaky ticket while she cooed over me, tee hee!

We went to Mummy Janes after and had some lovely grasses. It started to do wet from the sky but I don't mind so much. Mama was a bit worried so put a brolly up to protect me from the wet.

Someone in the sky started shouting so Mama said I better come inside. I have found a favourite new place, Mummy Jane's laptop case! I snuggled right down for a sleepy.

Spit The Cat The Bunny got Mama back for her mean trick the other day. She went to get a drink and he said "you move, you lose hoomin"! I was sitting under the table laughing! She had to balance on the edge of the chair to use the computer.

I've been on my bestest behaviour, I havn't done bitings on Daddy since last time!

Someone left the shower on in the room with no ceiling!

2008-09-01T01:35:00.008+01:00

I don't know what was happening today but outside was SO wet and it was coming from the sky. I have seen this before. Mama and Daddy take their fur off in the bathroom before getting in the wet so I know what it was but this was the biggest amount of wet I'd ever seen! I managed to find one dry spot behind the shed where I sat in a grump for a while. I thought maybe Mama was trying to be sneaky and give me one of those awful foot washes in the room with no ceiling. After a while I assumed this wasn't her plan and began to enjoy the wet. It makes the grass taste very nice.

On Friday night, Daddy and myself stayed home without Mama, she went camping in Mummy Jane's garden with one of her brothers. Daddy and I went the next day and Mama looked so very tired! She was very cross because something she called a "tart" came into the garden looking for Spit The Cat The Bunny. She was mewing and mewing and Spit was asleep with Mama's brother. Mama saw the "tart" come in the tent! Spit went "HHIIIIIISSSSS" and chased her out! Mama watched as The Tart sat on the patio and they stared each other out. Mama thought nothing was going to happen.... but a big fight broke out. Mama says she wanted rudies (what is rudies?) but Spit is cas-tray-teed so didn't know what she wanted... all he knew is he had to defend his territory! They had a BIG fight and Mama said the noise was awful. She never heard fighting so bad.... The Tart wouldn't go away either so Mama had to chase her away. There was ALOT of The Tart's fur about the garden and Spit had some scratches. Mama is very cross that this cat has not been fixed - she says it is very unresponsible of the owners. She is crossing the main road to come here and is waking the neighbours with her noise.

Anyway, Mama was doing mouth makes and they took her so long! I was out playing in the dark for a long time! It was so much fun! We went home at 11.30pm, way past my bedtime. We went back to Mummy Jane's this morning and that's when I saw the outside wet!

Look at my wet feet! I must say, they sure were clean when I dried off!

Mama finished her mouthmakes, they looked real good! She did them for a friend who started a night called "Medicine". That looks like a medicine that I would like to eat!!

After the bakings, Mama, Daddy and Otis palyed a game called "How Many Items Can You Put On A Sleeping Cat" ...... they was laughing and laughing like stupid children. If anybun did that to me, I would bite them! Mama lost when he woke up after she tried to put a fish tank net on him. He didn't mind though, he went back to sleep!

Speaking of biting.... I did a naughty. I don't know what came over me. Daddy and I were having a cuddle and his finger just looked so tasty.... I had to have a nibble. Daddy yelped and told me off. It looks like I really did hurt him.

I'm very sorry. I hope he forgives me. I don't know what I'd do if I was grounded and wasn't allowed my veggies.

Mama ran away from me!

2008-08-29T01:39:00.004+01:00

Well, I do apologise for leaving my blog for so long but Mama ran away and I cannot switch on the iMac by myself, my paws don't reach.

On Sunday Mama was on the phone and started doing a happy dance. She said I was going on an adventure while she went to France. Where is France? Is it in America? I know somebuns on here are from America, maybe they can tell me. She was invited to go with the family as a last minute jolly jaunt... why I wasn't invited I don't know.

Anyway, Mama packed up all my things and off we went to Mummy Jane's. I love it there, she has the room with no ceiling and car-pets... though I havn't seen those pets yet. I was there from Monday to Wednesday evening! It was so much fun! I got to play in the house and I chased the cat around and it was great. I kept trying to be friends with Spit The Cat The Bunny but he doesn't want to know. He was sitting with Mama's brother on the sofa and I wanted some cuddle time too... I jumped up and Spit ran away! I only wanted some snuggles and I wouldn't have minded sharing the hoomin with him. Nevermind.

Mama came home and I ran up to her for snuggles, I was so pleased she was home! I was starting to worry that she'd forgotten about me! She came back with some stinking cheese for Daddy. Pooey!

There are some photos of her adventures but I'm not in them so I don't know why I'm putting any up.

I've been practicing alot of meditation and yoga lately, Mama took photos so you could all copy my moves.

We sended present to ethnic Roo!

2008-08-24T21:09:00.005+01:00

So Mama and I have been working on a little secret since Roo and his hoomin Mummy sent me a potty to go peepee in (Mama says I was lifting my bumbum too high and dribbling over the edge, how embarrassing!). See me enjoying private toilet time!

We spent lots of time doing and making and I kept sending Mama to get different coloured threads and felts for our spectacular makings! Mama sent it on the wind all the way to Roo!

Here are the pictures of Roo deciding how best to open the parcel.... "best leave it the hoomin"

ooh, a present! and a card!

A package that smelt nice in Roo's nose!

It was a package of nummy's! I put in some of my favourite things for my mouth. Herbs Plus, Coneflower, Gingko Plus, Dried Unsweetened Pineapple, some Bunny Biscuits!!

Roo got straight down to munching a delicious biscuit! Nomnomnom!

And the bestest thing, a Roo doll! It looks just like him, right down to the grey carpet feets!

Mama and I are very proud of our makings and are glad Roo and his hoomin Mummy enjoyed the parcel! Mama whispered in my ears that Roo's hoomin Mummy's eyes did a leak, I hope she wasn't sad!

Roo even played with the box and his Mummy made a video! He is ripping up our local news, he must disapprove of our towns regeneration plans! He is echoing the voices of the town residents with his actions!!

All this excitement has made a bunny sleepy.....

One finks one is royalty!

2008-08-22T18:47:00.008+01:00

Well, I really could get used to this life! Today I got another parcel, I really am a spoilt bunster at the moment!

"Cor, I'm stuffed!"

Mama says it will be the last package I get for a bit, she says she has some 'big plans' to put into action. She won't tell me what they are all about but she says I will love it.

Mama and I stayed up very late last night, we have been making a surprise for ethnic Roo and his hoomin Mummy who sent us the potty. We didn't go to bed until 3am!! I had to get Mama up so very early so she could put the parcel on the wind and send it, I gave her strict instructions that it must get there tomorrow and she did just that. I cannot wait for them to get the surprise, we hope they will like it!

Mama made me Bunny Biscuits last night. Oh my GOSH, they smelt so nice in my nose! I though she was making hoomin mouth makes but they were for me! I snarfed my first one up so quick! Mama says I can't have them everyday because I will turn into a fat piggy. I weigh a trim 1.36kg and that's how Mama wants me to stay! Because it is an American recipe, Mama got to use her new measuring cups that she got for her birthday, aren't they nice? She gets confused by cups, she has to ask her friend in Utah so she does things right!

Look, the stupid orange furry was helping herself to MY present from Roo. I really hate her, she never asks to share things.

*edited to make link work!

I went to see Uncle Simon!

2008-08-19T20:22:00.005+01:00

Well, after all the excitement of my presents on the wind yesterday I really didn't think I could cope with anymore surprises! BUT!! Look what Mama's brother got me! For her birthday!

How cool is that?! I was just about pooped from exploring when Mama whisked me away in my carry case.... we went to Uncle Simon's! He was so nice giving me fuss and cuddles! I didn't even mind when he pinched my ear and neck... he must have been playing the nipping game! Mama said it was a "myxi jab", whatever that is! The fuss and cuddles was the bestest for sure!

I've had a lazy evening so far, munching on hay and having cuddles with Mama. She says she feels grumpy because she's had no naps today. She should nap with me on my slate, it is so comfy!

I saw Mama get her magic internet buying stuffs card earlier.... I wonder if she's getting things for me.... I like being a spoilt bun!

It may be Mama's birthday but....

2008-08-18T21:57:00.010+01:00

I did gettings of presents! Yay! Mama had a massive thing with her and I have no idea what it was.... Mama says it is a potty! It is the most strangest shaped potty I ever did see with my eyes! Another ethnic bunny called Roo was helped by his hoomin Mummy to wrap it up tightly and sent it on thw wind to me! Can you guess what else there was? A wrapped present! All for me! I opened it with my teefs, it was lots of lovely things for me to munch and crunch! You can see them in these videos! Roo even wrote me a card which I will put up in my crate forever and a day!

Yes, that is Daddy saying "willies" in the backgroud, trying to steal the limelight from me he was. He got Mama a card with The Cerne Abbas Giant on it, you can see the mans willy, how yucky is that!! Put your furry pants on giant man!

Mama is going to help me make something to send to Roo and his hoomin Mummy, it will be the bestest thing they did ever get on the wind! Mama is doing very tired looks in her eyeballs so I expect we will start it tomorrow.

Mama also said something about going to see Uncle Simon... I wonder whay we are going to see him.....

It is Mama's Birthday!!

2008-08-18T10:06:00.003+01:00

She is really old and wrinkly now, I can see it with my big brown eyes! She is 26, that really is old, I'm not even 1 yet!

I just made her some special golden nuggets, I hope she likes them....

See me do makings!! :-D

Looks What I did Get!

2008-08-16T18:50:00.005+01:00

Wowwee! Ludo gave me this for being an awesome puppyrabbit! I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it, Mama has a blue one that she buys things on the internet... maybe I will see if I can use it on The Hay Experts to buy myself some delicious treats!

I can give this to other bunnies if I wants. I would like to give one one each to Bobbin and Roo because they are cool bunnies who like to get in mischief buy squishing their hoomin out of their room with a bale of hay! Sydney and Tyler because they has lovely furs and their hoomin does lovely art! Freckles has some brilliant adventures and is currently trying to figure out what an alien is doing in their house! I would also like to dedicate one in the memory of Bunny The Artist and to be accepted by his canine companion, BooBoo. Like Ludo, I would like to give one to Alvin too but he does not have a blog! what a silly bunneh!

Mama had a whole long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, looooooong day at the horse-pital yesterday, I was very worried she would never come home again! She came home with her hair all yuk and dirty and said the horses were sticking things to her head and watching her sleep, how very strange! At least she wasn't covered in wires anymore! She looked so weird. she got in the horrible bath but I'm glad she did, she smelled so much better! I gave her a long bunny cuddle afterwards, to let I love her, wires or not.

Then I went back to my favourite spot, under the sofa.

It is nearly Mama's birthday, I hope she gets some coriander and then she can share it with me! Nomnomnom! Knowing her, she will get lipsticks and knickers (YUK!) and chocolates, dumb girls things. She bought some shoes today, She was all excited and talking in that dumb baby voice, I didn't think they were so great but I pretended they were so she didn't start crying or anything.

Daddy made me a fun tunnel from cardboard, I've been in it loads today, running around and chewing it up, it's been loads of fun! Then I had some mint! Delicious! Mama bought it for me especially!

Today I was meant to get something in the post but the postman came at the wrong time, stoopid! Mama says I will have to wait until Monday. *thump* She won't even tell me what it is. I might bite her later if she doesn't tell me!

Mama looks like an ay-lee-un!!

2008-08-14T20:46:00.006+01:00

Well, it's been a quiet week, the weather makes me feel so lazy! I just sit about cleaning my lovely little carpet feet and giving bunny kisses to the hoomins.

Daddy says I've turned soppy because I've been demanding alot of Daddy love, we even had a snuggle down sleep together on the sofa and I was so cosy that I didn't sneak off for a sofa pee!

Mama went to the horse-pital again yesterday and she came back looking like an ay-lee-un! I have to cover my face with my ears so she couldn't see me do laughings! She looks so silly!

Look at her ugly grumpy face! She has all these stickies all over her head, under her hair, and wires that go down her back into a box. She even has stickies on her furry legs, I bet she was embarrassed about getting those monstrosities out!!

The wires look so tasty, I just wants to chews 'em but Mama said I really mustn't because I will ruin her results and it will make her sad.... like I care!

Look at the all colourful and chewable wires! She got up at 5am and was really grumpy because she nearly strangled herself, I had to give her bunny cuddles to cheer her up.

Can you believe Mama went out looking so silly?? Today she was so excited at having some pennies that she went out....and bought me presents! YESSSS!!!

Daddy showed me and I was so excited, I jumped straight off his hand and onto the goodies!! Guess which present I went for first....

I finks I is going to POP!!

2008-08-11T20:49:00.008+01:00

I have filled my tummy with the most delicious grass in the Room With No Ceiling! I can hardly move!

Mama and I had a lazy weekend, Daddy went to play his drums at a festival and Mama was doing sad faces so we spent alot of time having extra snuggles on my big mat. I said she could even share my hay but she said she wasn't hungry.... she really must have been sad, how could she ever refuse yummy hay otherwise?!

We had fun building with cardboard and I did the decorating with my teefs!

Daddy came home and Mama was so excited! I was too, I couldn't help but cover him in bunny kisses!

He was a bit stinky when he got back but Mama put him in one of those horrible bath things. She filled it up so high, I would have been scared if I was him, I don't even like the little bit of water Mama uses in the bath for a foot wash for me! He was very brave though, us men have to be!

Today was a nice day at Mummy Jane's, I played in the Room With No Ceiling for a long time and even Spit The Cat The Bunny came to play, we even had a kiss! You can see it in this video.

I did lots of runnings around which was great, Mama and Daddy were laughing so much at my funny antics. I do like to entertain. Mama's mummy says I am like a "little lawnmower" and she likes that I try and keep her grass short for her.

There is a hoomin with a blog about Ottoman's... I have one of those!! You can read her blog here. She has bunnies too, hooray! Here is me on mine! It belonged to Daddy's Grandparents and is stuffed with straw! Daddy says it comes from a time called "The Seventies".... was that very long ago? Like last week?

Mama took this nice picture of Spit the CatBunny. I was a bit cross with him this afternoon, Mama had gone into the house for so long and I was getting bored and lonely....

......Then she came out and showed me this picture! She was stuck underneath the fat bumbum CatRabbit for an hour! The CatBunny is trying to steal my Mama!

Mama was apologetic and made this nice video of me dining on a fine dandelion! Nomnomnom!

Time for a sleepy! Toddles hoomins and everybun!!

Mama has a funny watch on!

2008-08-07T23:07:00.011+01:00

Daddy didn't go to work yesterday so we had early morning snuggles. I'm sure it is not the weekend, maybe he is scivving. It took him ages to get Mama out of bed and she was doing a grumpy and the stupid baby voice that she puts on when she's tired.

They went out for a little while and I was sad because I had to be left alone but Mama made me a delicious salad to eat and enjoy. All my most favouritists are on there! Coriander, basil, red pepper, cawwit, leaves what I don't know the name of, dried unsweetened pineapple and dried unsweetened banana, nomnomnom!

It tasted real nice and it made me sleepy. I didn't wake up until Mama and Daddy were back. Mama said she had been to horse-pital! I don't know why she went there, I know she's scared of horses. Her Godmother sat her on a pony when she was little, she said she cried and cried and has been scared of horses ever since, silly hoomin. The horsey wouldn't have hurted her!

Anyway, she is wearing this dumb thing, it looks like a watch and she says it is recording her movements for a week. It doesn't look like it will, it is much too small.

I'd like to nibble that strap, I'm going to try and get my teeth round it at some point!!

I had a lazy afternoon, Mama laid on the floor with me for a long time for snuggles and I jumped all over her. Then I chewed my willow ring. Would you like to see how things are going with that, Mama took a picture the other day, I have wrecked it with my teefs!!

Mmmmm, that salad is making my mouth water! I was doing some lovely relaxing, Mama asked if I was praying... what is praying?

I was very comfy but decided to change my position because Mama was laughing so much.

Mama was weird and said the horse-pital was the prettiest she'd ever seen. It was "modern and trendy" whatever that is. But I can't see any horses?!

Nope, still can't see any horses. She must be mad!

Does not panic everybunny!!

2008-08-06T20:18:00.000+01:00

I am home again!

Well, what an adventure and busy time it was! Last night Mama said it was groom time. I HATE groom time but I always get a reward at the end so I put up with it. Mama was shocked and said she could make a whole new bunny from the fur she got out.

See, I got my coriander treat!

Well I went to sleep all worried that something bad was going to happen, the hoomins got up and were rushing around checking for poops and hiding things and not giving me ANY attention! *thump*

Then I went in my carrier and we got in my car (yes, it is mine!) and I was still worried.... Mama told me that the landlords was coming with Pow-er-jeans to check the gas and lek-tree-city in all the flats and I couldn't be seen. She assured me it was nothing to to with being an ethnic bunneh, it was because I pay no rents. She should have said! I could give her cawwits to live her! I sure would miss those cawwits but it would be worth it to stop seeing Mama panicking and upset because she is so very tired.

We went to Mummy Jane's! I was straight in the garden doing a happy skip, I love it there! I wish we had a room with no ceiling and edible carpets!

Mama was umm-ing and ahh-ing, she said something about having the wrong key so she pretended to be a burglar! She was squishing herself through the bathroom window! But her big cabubblies stopped her, she said she could get through that window when she was very skinny. She woke her brother who gave her a key to one of the back doors.... but Daddy accidently locked her in the garden! She couldn't get to the door she needed to!! I was laughing so much as she was getting all flustered! In the end she got a tent peg and set herself free by lifting the catch.

I sat and watched her silliness.

I pretended to wash my feet to hide my giggles.

I found my new favourite spot, it's behind the big shed under a wheelbarrow. I like to do alot of thinking here. And a little sleeping, of course. Actually, alot of sleeping! I love to sleep, you know!

Spit The Cat the bunny came to see me, we touched noses but he's so very nervous he keeps running away! He is and uppy-eared bunny, as you can see. Nowhere near as handsome as me. I think he has a big fat bum!

I was allowed out to play ALL day! It was so much fun, I played with Mama's brothers and I had a great time running in circles really fast around the shed, it was making Mama laugh!

Mama had to put up Daddy's tent. He is playing a festival at the weekend so it needed airing. I helped Mama put it up and Spit had a look around and then I did. Mama went in and had a sleepy time! Mama cannot go to the festival, she told me she is very sad but she is just too poorly to go. Good job she's not going, who would feed me? I'm the most important thing, you know! Number One Bun!!

Camping bunneh!

Mama took a funny photo from her brothers room... can you see me? Tee hee!

Mama also took this picture, personally I think I should be on that box with that phrase! Get that stoopid catbunneh off there, I want to sleep on it!

Before we went home, Mama started saying I was stinky! How rude! She said my bumbum was smelly! I am a very clean bunny actually! The hoomins are the stinky ones! Anyway, she made me have a foot and bum wash, EURGH!!! But it got WORSE!!! They cleaned my scent glands and trimmed my nails! I AM NOT a happy bunneh. :-( I was so upset I couldn't stop flicking my feet at the hoomins.... but I must admit shorter nails do feel nice! I also got some coriander for taking the grooming with ease. I had a big sulk under the sofa.

Now I'm ready to munch some hay.... and, I must say, I do smell lovely and fresh!

What's going on??!!

2008-08-06T10:45:00.000+01:00

Last night Mama started to take up my runs and hide my toys! She said we are running away! Just me and her going on an adventure. She says it is because I am an ill-eagle immy-grant - I am not a bird! Either way there is lots of hustle and bustle and someone made my crate collapse! Where will I hide? What's going to happen? Am I going to Alvin's house?? Everything is rushed and panicky and now Mama has my carry case out..........

Yuk, Mama was DRUNK!

2008-08-03T19:38:00.001+01:00

Daddy did some shopping the other day because I was running out of all my favourite foods. We simply cannot run out of my favourites, that would be terrible and I would be sure to run away to live with Alvin and Pearl and their hoomin mummy Donna. When he got back, he'd bought so much. I offered to sort out the veggies if he did the tins but he said I could not be trusted to just start nibbling away!

"mmm, ginger beer!"

On Friday it was Mama's brother Otis' birthday, he was 15. They went out for a family meal.... but was the the bunneh invited? No he was not! I pretended not to be bothered by it but I was really.

I helped Mama bake some birthday cupcakes for him.

Mama, Daddy and Otis came back and Mama was being all loud and stupid and annoying. I was so pleased when she went out again. I spent some nice time with Daddy and Otis but them Mama came back and she was even more loud and stupid. I was so embarrassed. She took all her clothes off and was dancing around like an idiot. She had furry legs, yuk! Daddy was laughing and saying "go to bed" and shooing her to the bedroom. She is lucky that Otis was already in bed so he would have seen her wobbly bumbum and fuzzy legs!

Then I heard her make stupid noises like "bleurgh, bleurgh" and before I knew it, Daddy was running about with a bowl. I don't know what was happening but it sure sounded yukky!

Today was a lovely day, we went to Mummy Jane's and i got to fill my tummy with tasty grasses! Mama took the flashing silver box to take some nice pictures of me. She did a video of me to. You can see my good manners as I wash my hands and face before starting to eat. I was bought up very well, you see!

Here is Spit The Cat The Rabbit, he didn't want to play today, he was too shy to come and see me.

Well. I'm pooped from all the runnings around,
I'm going for a sleep under the sofa! Night!

Well, it's been too hot....

2008-07-31T17:35:00.000+01:00

...... for adventures but it has cooled down today. It's been crying from the sky today, Mama says she likes the rain. It makes her feel like she's missing out less when the weather is bad. Mama got up early for the Doctors so I set about stripping some cardboard to keep myself occupied. Daddy was chasing me around grabbing the moulting tufts from my bumbum. I love making him run around.

Mama came home and we got right down to some housework, there was so very much to be doing. Busy, busy, busy. Mama got the mechanical grooming machine out and I directed where she needed to groom. All of my playmats needed doing so i told her to do those. Mama also cleaned the bathroom floor because..... erm..... I couldn't be bothered to run to my litter tray so I piddled in the corner. There were piddly footprints that Mama needed to clean. I tried to help but Mama said my feets is all wrong for cleaning floors. I jumped on her back and watched events from above.

Mama said we needed to get the dust bunnies from under the bed.... BUNNIES!!! I raced down and skidded under the bed.... I saw no bunnies. :-( Mama did lie. I kept looking but couldn't see.

Mama hasn't taken any other pictures of me to put on my blog! Silly hoomins been too busy making hoomin mouth makes. She was very pleased.

Mama says they look like eye screams. What are eye screams?

Mmmmmmm, it's nearly pellet time, must dash! x

"I am very upset with you Carlton!"

2008-07-28T23:36:00.000+01:00

This is what Mama said to me this afternoon. She had given the sofa covers a special machine wash to get them nice and clean..... but they didn't smell of me anymore! So I managed to sneak up and pee on both sofas in less than 24 hours! Tee hee! I do feel a little bad because I made Mama do a little cry because she had to wash and scrub the sofa and it is so hot here it was making her body cry through the armpits..... she had to have another shower.

Daddy came home and did a cross face, I thought I was in real trouble. He went back out and came back with a present for me! Can you believe it? I was naughty and got a reward! Would you like to see what I got?

well, I don't really know what it is, it sure looks pretty and makes some strange noise.... but you know what, it make me so much cooler in this heat! It's been great! Here is me enjoying the breeze on my bumbum, Mama says it's funny that I always stick my bum towards the cold!

You can see where the breeze has made me look like a baldie slap! :-D

Mama let the orange furry out tonight, she is such a pain touching my toys and getting in my hay box. I think I hate her, especially when she takes Mama's attention away from me. *thump*

Mama even pointed the silver box at her, that's MY silver box for making pretty pictures of ME! *double thump*

Look at her playing with my toys without asking!

That's better, playing with her own toys!

Mama calls the orange furry Butters because when she was a baby she was so very cute she thought it would be funny to give her a name that meant "ugly". I think she really is butters.... compared to me!

p.s. It was Beatrix Potter's birthday yesterday. she wrote lots of books, some were to do with bunnies! I will get Mama to read to me later. Goggle dedicated their logo to her for the day! How exciting! Maybe I will be famous enough one day to have my own Google dedicated logo!