Mama really is stinking bad!!

Mama keeps going to see Mama Jane and coming back stinking so bad, the smells in my nose are just HORRIBLE!

She leaves the smell on the sofa and I've had to pee on it THREE times to try and cover over the stink! Mama isn't happy with me but I just don't care, the smell is too much for me to bear! Mama says it is the smell of a new family member what is going in my nose and making me feel cross.

Mummy Jane has got one of these rabbit dogs, Mama says he is just ginormous in sizings, even bigger than Spit the Cat the Bunny.

He came from a rescue and is a german shepard staffie cross and he is one years old, which is the same as me! Why am I not as big as him? He is called Arnie and looks like this -







































I guess he looks okay but he's not as handsome as me.

Mummy Jane is hoping he settles in good and makes friends with Spit The Cat The Bunny. He is a misery guts so Arnie has a challenge on his hands!

Sometimes, you just gotta help yourself!

Hello down there!


Sometimes Mama just doesn't give me enough treats so I have to go find them and help myself. Only this time I got caught, uh-oh! Mama said I was very naughty and hid away the treatums! *thump!*
















My friend Alvin is very worried that his hoomin is going to eat him! His hoomin is trying to handle him but he thinks something terrible is going to happen... I think he needs some kind bunneh words that nothing bad is going to happen! You can see his blog here. He also has AlvinTV so you can watch what him and his wife, Pearl, get up to!

We have more sad news too. :-( Mama's Great Auntie Cynthia died last Friday. Mama said it was The Big C.... but I don't think she meant cawwits. :-(

All this typing makes me need a snoozy time.... night night x

The Fixer Man came...

I was doing a worried face because Mama said the fixer man was coming because there was something wrong with the kitchen tap. She hadn't said anything about going to Mummy Jane's so I was worried because I am an ill-eagle immy-grant here, the landlords are racist against the ethnic bunneh and say I shouldn't be here! *thump*

Well, the fixer man did come and I remembered that I have seen him before and that I did like him, he fusses me and says I am handsome and loves my little feets. Well, yes, I am rather wonderful, aren't I? Mama says he is very nice and won't tell the landlords that I live here because he likes me so very much, phew! He can come and do fixings and fussings anytime he likes... though I might tell him to take his shoes off in future because Mama was complaining to me about the wet dirty footprints he left... like I'm supposed to do anything about it?!
















Ahhh, cuddle times!

I forgetted to tell you!

A little naughty that I did at Mummy Jane's! It was late afternoon and Mummy Jane had called me for dinner. She said I wouldn't be able to go back out because it was much to dark. This made me a little grumpy so I sat on Otis' laptop cover in the lounge and sulked for a while.

After my dinner settled, I went on a hop about... I thought about trying out the stairs but decided against it. What if I got to the top and couldn't get down again? I would simply starve being so far away from my pellets!!

Anyway, Spit The Cat Bunny is pretty good at opening doors and came in from the kitchen. I hopped into the kitchen before the door shut. I could feel a lovely breeze and noticed the back door was open! I did a naughty sneak out! I must have been dancing around the garden for 30 minutes before Mummy Jane came rushing out in a panic. I was laughing and ran around as she tried to catch me. Silly hoomin. I was quite alright in the dark and the garden is secure so I couldn't get anywhere but Mummy Jane told me about cats and foxes who definitely wouldn't like to be my friends. I told her I would bite them with my little teefs but she said it is not safe to be out in the dark for someone as small as me.

Still, it was fun to sneak out!

Here is me and Daddy having snuggles. <3














And me telling the hamster to get up for playtime. She didn't though.

Oh dear, I upset Mama!

I was a little naughty and did a pee outside of my tray and in my excitement at seeing Mama in the morning, I stomped in it and made squidgy wet footprints on the lounge floor. Mama said I needed a footbath, uh-oh!! It wasn't so bad but I still didn't enjoy myself, does anybunny?! I was feeling bad about messing the floor so I let Mama clip my nails without struggling. She said I was very good and was even given some delicious pear for being good. Mmmmmm!

We had an in-spec-shun last week.... I went to Mummy Jane's which I really enjoy... apart from this time! Spit the Cat the Bunny was really grumpy, Mama said he has grumpy old man some days. I went to say hello and he hit me on the head! On the head with his paw! Can you believe it?!! Mama told him not to hit small people and she waggled her finger at him. I tried to say hello again and he hit me again! He is very strong. I'm glad he didn't have his claws out or I would have been hurt. Mama shouted at him in her big voice - the one she uses when she tell me to get off the sofa - and he started hissing at her! It was like they were having an argument! She told him tog o outside and think about his naughty behaviour, which he did. I was able to snuggle down in the warm spot he left, it was lovely!!

I've been doig alot of sleeping, Mama has been taking an awful lot of photos of me doing sleepytime.
























































Mama has been doing some sads lately, Great Nana McCormack fell asleep on October 31st, aged 92. I told her that she would be seeing everyone at rainbow bridge and looking after them all. Mama loved Great Nana even though she had lots more wrinkles than Mummy Jane and Granny Maureen put together. She was fiercely independent to the end and still lived alone, Mama says she was an amazing woman and hopes she grows up like her....without the wrinkles, I hope!!

You must have thinked my paws was broken!!

As I havn't posted in sooooo long. It's been lazy days in the life of this ethnic bunny. Lots of lazt snoozings!















I know I look a bit chubby but I can assure you it's just a bad angle and I really am terribly sleek and athletic.

Tomorrow is a very important day for me, I turn into a very big grown up boy and will be a whole year old. I hope this means I can have coriander whenever I like and also those hoomin mouthmakes that Mama makes so well.

I got a present in the post from a lovely lady called Holidayhutch, I cannot wait to open it!

















Mama wanted to take some photos before I turned into a real big grown up and I thought I'd share them with you.

Well, you really would think.....

That I had been so very busy to be doing postings on here but really, I havn't!

Well, I did have one adventure, I went to Mummy Jane's and the room with no ceiling for 6 days! 6 whole days! Mama and Daddy went to somewhere called France, though I guess it's pretty tiny there because Mummy Jane kept putting a black box with buttons to my ear and I could hear her voice every day. I don't know how she fitted in that box but that's where they were.

I had a super time with Mummy Jane, I learnt I can get to the room with no ceiling all by myself if I hop out the door. Mummy Jane let me come and go as I pleased and I had alot of fun making her smile with binkies. Unfortunately there are no pictures bacuse for some reason Mama thought it would be better to take it to tiny France.















I have a new favourite place, under Mama's feet when she is sitting at the table. I don't even chew the wires, see?



















Mama says I am like a puppydog but I don't know what one of those is.

Although I don't chew these wires, I noticed Mama got a new phone and stupidly left the new charger wire across where I sleep so I snipped it in half with my teefs! Mama was mad but she says it is her own fault for not doing thinkings. Quite right too! I'm Number One Bun, okay!!

Mama is feeling a little sad because she went to hospital yesterday. She is having her tests again. She has to go back to school on Monday and she is very worried. She won't go in for long because this bunny wants company! She did a very silly thing earlier, she was excited because there was guinea pigs on the telly... she ran out the bedroom and kicked her foot hard on the hoover. Her foot is bruised and bloody and swollen. I did sniffings to make it better but Mama still needed some magic cream to stop her eyes leaking.

Mama thought it would be funny to make look like an ornament. Do I look like I'm enjoying myself?? I think not. Stoopid hoomins.

Long time, no post!

Not alot has been happening in Casa Carlton Jamal lately, it has been raining and raining and raining which has made everyone grumpy! Daddy has a cold and his nose has gone red, he looks so funny!

I've worked out where Mama keeps the hay stash and I've been caught helping myself a couple of times, drat!

Mama says I've grown into a big boy because I have no done any sofa pees in a long time. I do believe I've marked it enough but don't tell her I may do it again if too many hoomins sit on my sofa!

I'm king of the castle with my Maze Haven! I've been having great fun in it while it's been wet outside.

Uncle Simon's again?

We went to see Uncle Simon again yesterday, he played the pinching game again but he gave me lots of cuddles so I didn't mind! He said I'm a lovely fluffball. Mama said I had a VHD injection but I don't remember seeing any needles, I think she is lying. Mummy Jane picked us up to go to the vets and a lady in a uniform said she would shut the door as Mama was struggling with me in a carrier. She popped her face infront of mine and started saying how beautiful I was. Well, I do know that but thank-you anyway, I said. I eyed her up suspiciously, her uniform has reflective bits on. Mama said she was a traffic warden, whatever that is. Mama said to check she didn't give us a sneaky ticket while she cooed over me, tee hee!

We went to Mummy Janes after and had some lovely grasses. It started to do wet from the sky but I don't mind so much. Mama was a bit worried so put a brolly up to protect me from the wet.





























Someone in the sky started shouting so Mama said I better come inside. I have found a favourite new place, Mummy Jane's laptop case! I snuggled right down for a sleepy.















Spit The Cat The Bunny got Mama back for her mean trick the other day. She went to get a drink and he said "you move, you lose hoomin"! I was sitting under the table laughing! She had to balance on the edge of the chair to use the computer.















I've been on my bestest behaviour, I havn't done bitings on Daddy since last time!

Someone left the shower on in the room with no ceiling!

I don't know what was happening today but outside was SO wet and it was coming from the sky. I have seen this before. Mama and Daddy take their fur off in the bathroom before getting in the wet so I know what it was but this was the biggest amount of wet I'd ever seen! I managed to find one dry spot behind the shed where I sat in a grump for a while. I thought maybe Mama was trying to be sneaky and give me one of those awful foot washes in the room with no ceiling. After a while I assumed this wasn't her plan and began to enjoy the wet. It makes the grass taste very nice.





On Friday night, Daddy and myself stayed home without Mama, she went camping in Mummy Jane's garden with one of her brothers. Daddy and I went the next day and Mama looked so very tired! She was very cross because something she called a "tart" came into the garden looking for Spit The Cat The Bunny. She was mewing and mewing and Spit was asleep with Mama's brother. Mama saw the "tart" come in the tent! Spit went "HHIIIIIISSSSS" and chased her out! Mama watched as The Tart sat on the patio and they stared each other out. Mama thought nothing was going to happen.... but a big fight broke out. Mama says she wanted rudies (what is rudies?) but Spit is cas-tray-teed so didn't know what she wanted... all he knew is he had to defend his territory! They had a BIG fight and Mama said the noise was awful. She never heard fighting so bad.... The Tart wouldn't go away either so Mama had to chase her away. There was ALOT of The Tart's fur about the garden and Spit had some scratches. Mama is very cross that this cat has not been fixed - she says it is very unresponsible of the owners. She is crossing the main road to come here and is waking the neighbours with her noise.

Anyway, Mama was doing mouth makes and they took her so long! I was out playing in the dark for a long time! It was so much fun! We went home at 11.30pm, way past my bedtime. We went back to Mummy Jane's this morning and that's when I saw the outside wet!

Look at my wet feet! I must say, they sure were clean when I dried off!



Mama finished her mouthmakes, they looked real good! She did them for a friend who started a night called "Medicine". That looks like a medicine that I would like to eat!!
















After the bakings, Mama, Daddy and Otis palyed a game called "How Many Items Can You Put On A Sleeping Cat" ...... they was laughing and laughing like stupid children. If anybun did that to me, I would bite them! Mama lost when he woke up after she tried to put a fish tank net on him. He didn't mind though, he went back to sleep!



















Speaking of biting.... I did a naughty. I don't know what came over me. Daddy and I were having a cuddle and his finger just looked so tasty.... I had to have a nibble. Daddy yelped and told me off. It looks like I really did hurt him.






























I'm very sorry. I hope he forgives me. I don't know what I'd do if I was grounded and wasn't allowed my veggies.

Mama ran away from me!

Well, I do apologise for leaving my blog for so long but Mama ran away and I cannot switch on the iMac by myself, my paws don't reach.

On Sunday Mama was on the phone and started doing a happy dance. She said I was going on an adventure while she went to France. Where is France? Is it in America? I know somebuns on here are from America, maybe they can tell me. She was invited to go with the family as a last minute jolly jaunt... why I wasn't invited I don't know.

Anyway, Mama packed up all my things and off we went to Mummy Jane's. I love it there, she has the room with no ceiling and car-pets... though I havn't seen those pets yet. I was there from Monday to Wednesday evening! It was so much fun! I got to play in the house and I chased the cat around and it was great. I kept trying to be friends with Spit The Cat The Bunny but he doesn't want to know. He was sitting with Mama's brother on the sofa and I wanted some cuddle time too... I jumped up and Spit ran away! I only wanted some snuggles and I wouldn't have minded sharing the hoomin with him. Nevermind.

Mama came home and I ran up to her for snuggles, I was so pleased she was home! I was starting to worry that she'd forgotten about me! She came back with some stinking cheese for Daddy. Pooey!

There are some photos of her adventures but I'm not in them so I don't know why I'm putting any up.































































I've been practicing alot of meditation and yoga lately, Mama took photos so you could all copy my moves.

We sended present to ethnic Roo!

So Mama and I have been working on a little secret since Roo and his hoomin Mummy sent me a potty to go peepee in (Mama says I was lifting my bumbum too high and dribbling over the edge, how embarrassing!). See me enjoying private toilet time!















We spent lots of time doing and making and I kept sending Mama to get different coloured threads and felts for our spectacular makings! Mama sent it on the wind all the way to Roo!

Here are the pictures of Roo deciding how best to open the parcel.... "best leave it the hoomin"















ooh, a present! and a card!















A package that smelt nice in Roo's nose!















It was a package of nummy's! I put in some of my favourite things for my mouth. Herbs Plus, Coneflower, Gingko Plus, Dried Unsweetened Pineapple, some Bunny Biscuits!!
















Roo got straight down to munching a delicious biscuit! Nomnomnom!















And the bestest thing, a Roo doll! It looks just like him, right down to the grey carpet feets!














Mama and I are very proud of our makings and are glad Roo and his hoomin Mummy enjoyed the parcel! Mama whispered in my ears that Roo's hoomin Mummy's eyes did a leak, I hope she wasn't sad!

Roo even played with the box and his Mummy made a video! He is ripping up our local news, he must disapprove of our towns regeneration plans! He is echoing the voices of the town residents with his actions!!



All this excitement has made a bunny sleepy.....

One finks one is royalty!

Well, I really could get used to this life! Today I got another parcel, I really am a spoilt bunster at the moment!











































"Cor, I'm stuffed!"











Mama says it will be the last package I get for a bit, she says she has some 'big plans' to put into action. She won't tell me what they are all about but she says I will love it.

Mama and I stayed up very late last night, we have been making a surprise for ethnic Roo and his hoomin Mummy who sent us the potty. We didn't go to bed until 3am!! I had to get Mama up so very early so she could put the parcel on the wind and send it, I gave her strict instructions that it must get there tomorrow and she did just that. I cannot wait for them to get the surprise, we hope they will like it!

Mama made me Bunny Biscuits last night. Oh my GOSH, they smelt so nice in my nose! I though she was making hoomin mouth makes but they were for me! I snarfed my first one up so quick! Mama says I can't have them everyday because I will turn into a fat piggy. I weigh a trim 1.36kg and that's how Mama wants me to stay! Because it is an American recipe, Mama got to use her new measuring cups that she got for her birthday, aren't they nice? She gets confused by cups, she has to ask her friend in Utah so she does things right!















Look, the stupid orange furry was helping herself to MY present from Roo. I really hate her, she never asks to share things.













*edited to make link work!