Looks What I did Get!

Wowwee! Ludo gave me this for being an awesome puppyrabbit! I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it, Mama has a blue one that she buys things on the internet... maybe I will see if I can use it on The Hay Experts to buy myself some delicious treats!

I can give this to other bunnies if I wants. I would like to give one one each to Bobbin and Roo because they are cool bunnies who like to get in mischief buy squishing their hoomin out of their room with a bale of hay! Sydney and Tyler because they has lovely furs and their hoomin does lovely art! Freckles has some brilliant adventures and is currently trying to figure out what an alien is doing in their house! I would also like to dedicate one in the memory of Bunny The Artist and to be accepted by his canine companion, BooBoo. Like Ludo, I would like to give one to Alvin too but he does not have a blog! what a silly bunneh!

Mama had a whole long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, looooooong day at the horse-pital yesterday, I was very worried she would never come home again! She came home with her hair all yuk and dirty and said the horses were sticking things to her head and watching her sleep, how very strange! At least she wasn't covered in wires anymore! She looked so weird. she got in the horrible bath but I'm glad she did, she smelled so much better! I gave her a long bunny cuddle afterwards, to let I love her, wires or not.

Then I went back to my favourite spot, under the sofa.
















It is nearly Mama's birthday, I hope she gets some coriander and then she can share it with me! Nomnomnom! Knowing her, she will get lipsticks and knickers (YUK!) and chocolates, dumb girls things. She bought some shoes today, She was all excited and talking in that dumb baby voice, I didn't think they were so great but I pretended they were so she didn't start crying or anything.















Daddy made me a fun tunnel from cardboard, I've been in it loads today, running around and chewing it up, it's been loads of fun! Then I had some mint! Delicious! Mama bought it for me especially!














Today I was meant to get something in the post but the postman came at the wrong time, stoopid! Mama says I will have to wait until Monday. *thump* She won't even tell me what it is. I might bite her later if she doesn't tell me!

Mama looks like an ay-lee-un!!

Well, it's been a quiet week, the weather makes me feel so lazy! I just sit about cleaning my lovely little carpet feet and giving bunny kisses to the hoomins.

Daddy says I've turned soppy because I've been demanding alot of Daddy love, we even had a snuggle down sleep together on the sofa and I was so cosy that I didn't sneak off for a sofa pee!

Mama went to the horse-pital again yesterday and she came back looking like an ay-lee-un! I have to cover my face with my ears so she couldn't see me do laughings! She looks so silly!
















Look at her ugly grumpy face! She has all these stickies all over her head, under her hair, and wires that go down her back into a box. She even has stickies on her furry legs, I bet she was embarrassed about getting those monstrosities out!!

The wires look so tasty, I just wants to chews 'em but Mama said I really mustn't because I will ruin her results and it will make her sad.... like I care!




















Look at the all colourful and chewable wires! She got up at 5am and was really grumpy because she nearly strangled herself, I had to give her bunny cuddles to cheer her up.

Can you believe Mama went out looking so silly?? Today she was so excited at having some pennies that she went out....and bought me presents! YESSSS!!!















Daddy showed me and I was so excited, I jumped straight off his hand and onto the goodies!! Guess which present I went for first....

I finks I is going to POP!!

I have filled my tummy with the most delicious grass in the Room With No Ceiling! I can hardly move!

Mama and I had a lazy weekend, Daddy went to play his drums at a festival and Mama was doing sad faces so we spent alot of time having extra snuggles on my big mat. I said she could even share my hay but she said she wasn't hungry.... she really must have been sad, how could she ever refuse yummy hay otherwise?!

We had fun building with cardboard and I did the decorating with my teefs!



















Daddy came home and Mama was so excited! I was too, I couldn't help but cover him in bunny kisses!


















He was a bit stinky when he got back but Mama put him in one of those horrible bath things. She filled it up so high, I would have been scared if I was him, I don't even like the little bit of water Mama uses in the bath for a foot wash for me! He was very brave though, us men have to be!

Today was a nice day at Mummy Jane's, I played in the Room With No Ceiling for a long time and even Spit The Cat The Bunny came to play, we even had a kiss! You can see it in this video.



I did lots of runnings around which was great, Mama and Daddy were laughing so much at my funny antics. I do like to entertain. Mama's mummy says I am like a "little lawnmower" and she likes that I try and keep her grass short for her.
































































There is a hoomin with a blog about Ottoman's... I have one of those!! You can read her blog here. She has bunnies too, hooray! Here is me on mine! It belonged to Daddy's Grandparents and is stuffed with straw! Daddy says it comes from a time called "The Seventies".... was that very long ago? Like last week?




















Mama took this nice picture of Spit the CatBunny. I was a bit cross with him this afternoon, Mama had gone into the house for so long and I was getting bored and lonely....















......Then she came out and showed me this picture! She was stuck underneath the fat bumbum CatRabbit for an hour! The CatBunny is trying to steal my Mama!



















Mama was apologetic and made this nice video of me dining on a fine dandelion! Nomnomnom!




Time for a sleepy! Toddles hoomins and everybun!!

Mama has a funny watch on!

Daddy didn't go to work yesterday so we had early morning snuggles. I'm sure it is not the weekend, maybe he is scivving. It took him ages to get Mama out of bed and she was doing a grumpy and the stupid baby voice that she puts on when she's tired.

They went out for a little while and I was sad because I had to be left alone but Mama made me a delicious salad to eat and enjoy. All my most favouritists are on there! Coriander, basil, red pepper, cawwit, leaves what I don't know the name of, dried unsweetened pineapple and dried unsweetened banana, nomnomnom!


















It tasted real nice and it made me sleepy. I didn't wake up until Mama and Daddy were back. Mama said she had been to horse-pital! I don't know why she went there, I know she's scared of horses. Her Godmother sat her on a pony when she was little, she said she cried and cried and has been scared of horses ever since, silly hoomin. The horsey wouldn't have hurted her!

Anyway, she is wearing this dumb thing, it looks like a watch and she says it is recording her movements for a week. It doesn't look like it will, it is much too small.















I'd like to nibble that strap, I'm going to try and get my teeth round it at some point!!

I had a lazy afternoon, Mama laid on the floor with me for a long time for snuggles and I jumped all over her. Then I chewed my willow ring. Would you like to see how things are going with that, Mama took a picture the other day, I have wrecked it with my teefs!!












Mmmmm, that salad is making my mouth water! I was doing some lovely relaxing, Mama asked if I was praying... what is praying?















I was very comfy but decided to change my position because Mama was laughing so much.

Mama was weird and said the horse-pital was the prettiest she'd ever seen. It was "modern and trendy" whatever that is. But I can't see any horses?!

















































Nope, still can't see any horses. She must be mad!

Does not panic everybunny!!

I am home again!

Well, what an adventure and busy time it was! Last night Mama said it was groom time. I HATE groom time but I always get a reward at the end so I put up with it. Mama was shocked and said she could make a whole new bunny from the fur she got out.















See, I got my coriander treat!

Well I went to sleep all worried that something bad was going to happen, the hoomins got up and were rushing around checking for poops and hiding things and not giving me ANY attention! *thump*

Then I went in my carrier and we got in my car (yes, it is mine!) and I was still worried.... Mama told me that the landlords was coming with Pow-er-jeans to check the gas and lek-tree-city in all the flats and I couldn't be seen. She assured me it was nothing to to with being an ethnic bunneh, it was because I pay no rents. She should have said! I could give her cawwits to live her! I sure would miss those cawwits but it would be worth it to stop seeing Mama panicking and upset because she is so very tired.

We went to Mummy Jane's! I was straight in the garden doing a happy skip, I love it there! I wish we had a room with no ceiling and edible carpets!

Mama was umm-ing and ahh-ing, she said something about having the wrong key so she pretended to be a burglar! She was squishing herself through the bathroom window! But her big cabubblies stopped her, she said she could get through that window when she was very skinny. She woke her brother who gave her a key to one of the back doors.... but Daddy accidently locked her in the garden! She couldn't get to the door she needed to!! I was laughing so much as she was getting all flustered! In the end she got a tent peg and set herself free by lifting the catch.

I sat and watched her silliness.















I pretended to wash my feet to hide my giggles.
















I found my new favourite spot, it's behind the big shed under a wheelbarrow. I like to do alot of thinking here. And a little sleeping, of course. Actually, alot of sleeping! I love to sleep, you know!

















Spit The Cat the bunny came to see me, we touched noses but he's so very nervous he keeps running away! He is and uppy-eared bunny, as you can see. Nowhere near as handsome as me. I think he has a big fat bum!



















I was allowed out to play ALL day! It was so much fun, I played with Mama's brothers and I had a great time running in circles really fast around the shed, it was making Mama laugh!

Mama had to put up Daddy's tent. He is playing a festival at the weekend so it needed airing. I helped Mama put it up and Spit had a look around and then I did. Mama went in and had a sleepy time! Mama cannot go to the festival, she told me she is very sad but she is just too poorly to go. Good job she's not going, who would feed me? I'm the most important thing, you know! Number One Bun!!






Camping bunneh!








Mama took a funny photo from her brothers room... can you see me? Tee hee!



















Mama also took this picture, personally I think I should be on that box with that phrase! Get that stoopid catbunneh off there, I want to sleep on it!














Before we went home, Mama started saying I was stinky! How rude! She said my bumbum was smelly! I am a very clean bunny actually! The hoomins are the stinky ones! Anyway, she made me have a foot and bum wash, EURGH!!! But it got WORSE!!! They cleaned my scent glands and trimmed my nails! I AM NOT a happy bunneh. :-( I was so upset I couldn't stop flicking my feet at the hoomins.... but I must admit shorter nails do feel nice! I also got some coriander for taking the grooming with ease. I had a big sulk under the sofa.

Now I'm ready to munch some hay.... and, I must say, I do smell lovely and fresh!

What's going on??!!

Last night Mama started to take up my runs and hide my toys! She said we are running away! Just me and her going on an adventure. She says it is because I am an ill-eagle immy-grant - I am not a bird! Either way there is lots of hustle and bustle and someone made my crate collapse! Where will I hide? What's going to happen? Am I going to Alvin's house?? Everything is rushed and panicky and now Mama has my carry case out..........

Yuk, Mama was DRUNK!

Daddy did some shopping the other day because I was running out of all my favourite foods. We simply cannot run out of my favourites, that would be terrible and I would be sure to run away to live with Alvin and Pearl and their hoomin mummy Donna. When he got back, he'd bought so much. I offered to sort out the veggies if he did the tins but he said I could not be trusted to just start nibbling away!





















"mmm, ginger beer!"








On Friday it was Mama's brother Otis' birthday, he was 15. They went out for a family meal.... but was the the bunneh invited? No he was not! I pretended not to be bothered by it but I was really.

I helped Mama bake some birthday cupcakes for him.















Mama, Daddy and Otis came back and Mama was being all loud and stupid and annoying. I was so pleased when she went out again. I spent some nice time with Daddy and Otis but them Mama came back and she was even more loud and stupid. I was so embarrassed. She took all her clothes off and was dancing around like an idiot. She had furry legs, yuk! Daddy was laughing and saying "go to bed" and shooing her to the bedroom. She is lucky that Otis was already in bed so he would have seen her wobbly bumbum and fuzzy legs!

Then I heard her make stupid noises like "bleurgh, bleurgh" and before I knew it, Daddy was running about with a bowl. I don't know what was happening but it sure sounded yukky!

Today was a lovely day, we went to Mummy Jane's and i got to fill my tummy with tasty grasses! Mama took the flashing silver box to take some nice pictures of me. She did a video of me to. You can see my good manners as I wash my hands and face before starting to eat. I was bought up very well, you see!






























































Here is Spit The Cat The Rabbit, he didn't want to play today, he was too shy to come and see me.

















Well. I'm pooped from all the runnings around,
I'm going for a sleep under the sofa! Night!