Someone left the shower on in the room with no ceiling!

I don't know what was happening today but outside was SO wet and it was coming from the sky. I have seen this before. Mama and Daddy take their fur off in the bathroom before getting in the wet so I know what it was but this was the biggest amount of wet I'd ever seen! I managed to find one dry spot behind the shed where I sat in a grump for a while. I thought maybe Mama was trying to be sneaky and give me one of those awful foot washes in the room with no ceiling. After a while I assumed this wasn't her plan and began to enjoy the wet. It makes the grass taste very nice.





On Friday night, Daddy and myself stayed home without Mama, she went camping in Mummy Jane's garden with one of her brothers. Daddy and I went the next day and Mama looked so very tired! She was very cross because something she called a "tart" came into the garden looking for Spit The Cat The Bunny. She was mewing and mewing and Spit was asleep with Mama's brother. Mama saw the "tart" come in the tent! Spit went "HHIIIIIISSSSS" and chased her out! Mama watched as The Tart sat on the patio and they stared each other out. Mama thought nothing was going to happen.... but a big fight broke out. Mama says she wanted rudies (what is rudies?) but Spit is cas-tray-teed so didn't know what she wanted... all he knew is he had to defend his territory! They had a BIG fight and Mama said the noise was awful. She never heard fighting so bad.... The Tart wouldn't go away either so Mama had to chase her away. There was ALOT of The Tart's fur about the garden and Spit had some scratches. Mama is very cross that this cat has not been fixed - she says it is very unresponsible of the owners. She is crossing the main road to come here and is waking the neighbours with her noise.

Anyway, Mama was doing mouth makes and they took her so long! I was out playing in the dark for a long time! It was so much fun! We went home at 11.30pm, way past my bedtime. We went back to Mummy Jane's this morning and that's when I saw the outside wet!

Look at my wet feet! I must say, they sure were clean when I dried off!



Mama finished her mouthmakes, they looked real good! She did them for a friend who started a night called "Medicine". That looks like a medicine that I would like to eat!!
















After the bakings, Mama, Daddy and Otis palyed a game called "How Many Items Can You Put On A Sleeping Cat" ...... they was laughing and laughing like stupid children. If anybun did that to me, I would bite them! Mama lost when he woke up after she tried to put a fish tank net on him. He didn't mind though, he went back to sleep!



















Speaking of biting.... I did a naughty. I don't know what came over me. Daddy and I were having a cuddle and his finger just looked so tasty.... I had to have a nibble. Daddy yelped and told me off. It looks like I really did hurt him.






























I'm very sorry. I hope he forgives me. I don't know what I'd do if I was grounded and wasn't allowed my veggies.

Mama ran away from me!

Well, I do apologise for leaving my blog for so long but Mama ran away and I cannot switch on the iMac by myself, my paws don't reach.

On Sunday Mama was on the phone and started doing a happy dance. She said I was going on an adventure while she went to France. Where is France? Is it in America? I know somebuns on here are from America, maybe they can tell me. She was invited to go with the family as a last minute jolly jaunt... why I wasn't invited I don't know.

Anyway, Mama packed up all my things and off we went to Mummy Jane's. I love it there, she has the room with no ceiling and car-pets... though I havn't seen those pets yet. I was there from Monday to Wednesday evening! It was so much fun! I got to play in the house and I chased the cat around and it was great. I kept trying to be friends with Spit The Cat The Bunny but he doesn't want to know. He was sitting with Mama's brother on the sofa and I wanted some cuddle time too... I jumped up and Spit ran away! I only wanted some snuggles and I wouldn't have minded sharing the hoomin with him. Nevermind.

Mama came home and I ran up to her for snuggles, I was so pleased she was home! I was starting to worry that she'd forgotten about me! She came back with some stinking cheese for Daddy. Pooey!

There are some photos of her adventures but I'm not in them so I don't know why I'm putting any up.































































I've been practicing alot of meditation and yoga lately, Mama took photos so you could all copy my moves.

We sended present to ethnic Roo!

So Mama and I have been working on a little secret since Roo and his hoomin Mummy sent me a potty to go peepee in (Mama says I was lifting my bumbum too high and dribbling over the edge, how embarrassing!). See me enjoying private toilet time!















We spent lots of time doing and making and I kept sending Mama to get different coloured threads and felts for our spectacular makings! Mama sent it on the wind all the way to Roo!

Here are the pictures of Roo deciding how best to open the parcel.... "best leave it the hoomin"















ooh, a present! and a card!















A package that smelt nice in Roo's nose!















It was a package of nummy's! I put in some of my favourite things for my mouth. Herbs Plus, Coneflower, Gingko Plus, Dried Unsweetened Pineapple, some Bunny Biscuits!!
















Roo got straight down to munching a delicious biscuit! Nomnomnom!















And the bestest thing, a Roo doll! It looks just like him, right down to the grey carpet feets!














Mama and I are very proud of our makings and are glad Roo and his hoomin Mummy enjoyed the parcel! Mama whispered in my ears that Roo's hoomin Mummy's eyes did a leak, I hope she wasn't sad!

Roo even played with the box and his Mummy made a video! He is ripping up our local news, he must disapprove of our towns regeneration plans! He is echoing the voices of the town residents with his actions!!



All this excitement has made a bunny sleepy.....

One finks one is royalty!

Well, I really could get used to this life! Today I got another parcel, I really am a spoilt bunster at the moment!











































"Cor, I'm stuffed!"











Mama says it will be the last package I get for a bit, she says she has some 'big plans' to put into action. She won't tell me what they are all about but she says I will love it.

Mama and I stayed up very late last night, we have been making a surprise for ethnic Roo and his hoomin Mummy who sent us the potty. We didn't go to bed until 3am!! I had to get Mama up so very early so she could put the parcel on the wind and send it, I gave her strict instructions that it must get there tomorrow and she did just that. I cannot wait for them to get the surprise, we hope they will like it!

Mama made me Bunny Biscuits last night. Oh my GOSH, they smelt so nice in my nose! I though she was making hoomin mouth makes but they were for me! I snarfed my first one up so quick! Mama says I can't have them everyday because I will turn into a fat piggy. I weigh a trim 1.36kg and that's how Mama wants me to stay! Because it is an American recipe, Mama got to use her new measuring cups that she got for her birthday, aren't they nice? She gets confused by cups, she has to ask her friend in Utah so she does things right!















Look, the stupid orange furry was helping herself to MY present from Roo. I really hate her, she never asks to share things.













*edited to make link work!

I went to see Uncle Simon!

Well, after all the excitement of my presents on the wind yesterday I really didn't think I could cope with anymore surprises! BUT!! Look what Mama's brother got me! For her birthday!































































How cool is that?! I was just about pooped from exploring when Mama whisked me away in my carry case.... we went to Uncle Simon's! He was so nice giving me fuss and cuddles! I didn't even mind when he pinched my ear and neck... he must have been playing the nipping game! Mama said it was a "myxi jab", whatever that is! The fuss and cuddles was the bestest for sure!

I've had a lazy evening so far, munching on hay and having cuddles with Mama. She says she feels grumpy because she's had no naps today. She should nap with me on my slate, it is so comfy!

I saw Mama get her magic internet buying stuffs card earlier.... I wonder if she's getting things for me.... I like being a spoilt bun!

It may be Mama's birthday but....

I did gettings of presents! Yay! Mama had a massive thing with her and I have no idea what it was.... Mama says it is a potty! It is the most strangest shaped potty I ever did see with my eyes! Another ethnic bunny called Roo was helped by his hoomin Mummy to wrap it up tightly and sent it on thw wind to me! Can you guess what else there was? A wrapped present! All for me! I opened it with my teefs, it was lots of lovely things for me to munch and crunch! You can see them in these videos! Roo even wrote me a card which I will put up in my crate forever and a day!



































Yes, that is Daddy saying "willies" in the backgroud, trying to steal the limelight from me he was. He got Mama a card with The Cerne Abbas Giant on it, you can see the mans willy, how yucky is that!! Put your furry pants on giant man!

Mama is going to help me make something to send to Roo and his hoomin Mummy, it will be the bestest thing they did ever get on the wind! Mama is doing very tired looks in her eyeballs so I expect we will start it tomorrow.

Mama also said something about going to see Uncle Simon... I wonder whay we are going to see him.....

It is Mama's Birthday!!

She is really old and wrinkly now, I can see it with my big brown eyes! She is 26, that really is old, I'm not even 1 yet!

I just made her some special golden nuggets, I hope she likes them....


















See me do makings!! :-D