The Fixer Man came...

I was doing a worried face because Mama said the fixer man was coming because there was something wrong with the kitchen tap. She hadn't said anything about going to Mummy Jane's so I was worried because I am an ill-eagle immy-grant here, the landlords are racist against the ethnic bunneh and say I shouldn't be here! *thump*

Well, the fixer man did come and I remembered that I have seen him before and that I did like him, he fusses me and says I am handsome and loves my little feets. Well, yes, I am rather wonderful, aren't I? Mama says he is very nice and won't tell the landlords that I live here because he likes me so very much, phew! He can come and do fixings and fussings anytime he likes... though I might tell him to take his shoes off in future because Mama was complaining to me about the wet dirty footprints he left... like I'm supposed to do anything about it?!
















Ahhh, cuddle times!

I forgetted to tell you!

A little naughty that I did at Mummy Jane's! It was late afternoon and Mummy Jane had called me for dinner. She said I wouldn't be able to go back out because it was much to dark. This made me a little grumpy so I sat on Otis' laptop cover in the lounge and sulked for a while.

After my dinner settled, I went on a hop about... I thought about trying out the stairs but decided against it. What if I got to the top and couldn't get down again? I would simply starve being so far away from my pellets!!

Anyway, Spit The Cat Bunny is pretty good at opening doors and came in from the kitchen. I hopped into the kitchen before the door shut. I could feel a lovely breeze and noticed the back door was open! I did a naughty sneak out! I must have been dancing around the garden for 30 minutes before Mummy Jane came rushing out in a panic. I was laughing and ran around as she tried to catch me. Silly hoomin. I was quite alright in the dark and the garden is secure so I couldn't get anywhere but Mummy Jane told me about cats and foxes who definitely wouldn't like to be my friends. I told her I would bite them with my little teefs but she said it is not safe to be out in the dark for someone as small as me.

Still, it was fun to sneak out!

Here is me and Daddy having snuggles. <3














And me telling the hamster to get up for playtime. She didn't though.

Oh dear, I upset Mama!

I was a little naughty and did a pee outside of my tray and in my excitement at seeing Mama in the morning, I stomped in it and made squidgy wet footprints on the lounge floor. Mama said I needed a footbath, uh-oh!! It wasn't so bad but I still didn't enjoy myself, does anybunny?! I was feeling bad about messing the floor so I let Mama clip my nails without struggling. She said I was very good and was even given some delicious pear for being good. Mmmmmm!

We had an in-spec-shun last week.... I went to Mummy Jane's which I really enjoy... apart from this time! Spit the Cat the Bunny was really grumpy, Mama said he has grumpy old man some days. I went to say hello and he hit me on the head! On the head with his paw! Can you believe it?!! Mama told him not to hit small people and she waggled her finger at him. I tried to say hello again and he hit me again! He is very strong. I'm glad he didn't have his claws out or I would have been hurt. Mama shouted at him in her big voice - the one she uses when she tell me to get off the sofa - and he started hissing at her! It was like they were having an argument! She told him tog o outside and think about his naughty behaviour, which he did. I was able to snuggle down in the warm spot he left, it was lovely!!

I've been doig alot of sleeping, Mama has been taking an awful lot of photos of me doing sleepytime.
























































Mama has been doing some sads lately, Great Nana McCormack fell asleep on October 31st, aged 92. I told her that she would be seeing everyone at rainbow bridge and looking after them all. Mama loved Great Nana even though she had lots more wrinkles than Mummy Jane and Granny Maureen put together. She was fiercely independent to the end and still lived alone, Mama says she was an amazing woman and hopes she grows up like her....without the wrinkles, I hope!!

You must have thinked my paws was broken!!

As I havn't posted in sooooo long. It's been lazy days in the life of this ethnic bunny. Lots of lazt snoozings!















I know I look a bit chubby but I can assure you it's just a bad angle and I really am terribly sleek and athletic.

Tomorrow is a very important day for me, I turn into a very big grown up boy and will be a whole year old. I hope this means I can have coriander whenever I like and also those hoomin mouthmakes that Mama makes so well.

I got a present in the post from a lovely lady called Holidayhutch, I cannot wait to open it!

















Mama wanted to take some photos before I turned into a real big grown up and I thought I'd share them with you.

Well, you really would think.....

That I had been so very busy to be doing postings on here but really, I havn't!

Well, I did have one adventure, I went to Mummy Jane's and the room with no ceiling for 6 days! 6 whole days! Mama and Daddy went to somewhere called France, though I guess it's pretty tiny there because Mummy Jane kept putting a black box with buttons to my ear and I could hear her voice every day. I don't know how she fitted in that box but that's where they were.

I had a super time with Mummy Jane, I learnt I can get to the room with no ceiling all by myself if I hop out the door. Mummy Jane let me come and go as I pleased and I had alot of fun making her smile with binkies. Unfortunately there are no pictures bacuse for some reason Mama thought it would be better to take it to tiny France.















I have a new favourite place, under Mama's feet when she is sitting at the table. I don't even chew the wires, see?



















Mama says I am like a puppydog but I don't know what one of those is.

Although I don't chew these wires, I noticed Mama got a new phone and stupidly left the new charger wire across where I sleep so I snipped it in half with my teefs! Mama was mad but she says it is her own fault for not doing thinkings. Quite right too! I'm Number One Bun, okay!!

Mama is feeling a little sad because she went to hospital yesterday. She is having her tests again. She has to go back to school on Monday and she is very worried. She won't go in for long because this bunny wants company! She did a very silly thing earlier, she was excited because there was guinea pigs on the telly... she ran out the bedroom and kicked her foot hard on the hoover. Her foot is bruised and bloody and swollen. I did sniffings to make it better but Mama still needed some magic cream to stop her eyes leaking.

Mama thought it would be funny to make look like an ornament. Do I look like I'm enjoying myself?? I think not. Stoopid hoomins.

Long time, no post!

Not alot has been happening in Casa Carlton Jamal lately, it has been raining and raining and raining which has made everyone grumpy! Daddy has a cold and his nose has gone red, he looks so funny!

I've worked out where Mama keeps the hay stash and I've been caught helping myself a couple of times, drat!

Mama says I've grown into a big boy because I have no done any sofa pees in a long time. I do believe I've marked it enough but don't tell her I may do it again if too many hoomins sit on my sofa!

I'm king of the castle with my Maze Haven! I've been having great fun in it while it's been wet outside.

Uncle Simon's again?

We went to see Uncle Simon again yesterday, he played the pinching game again but he gave me lots of cuddles so I didn't mind! He said I'm a lovely fluffball. Mama said I had a VHD injection but I don't remember seeing any needles, I think she is lying. Mummy Jane picked us up to go to the vets and a lady in a uniform said she would shut the door as Mama was struggling with me in a carrier. She popped her face infront of mine and started saying how beautiful I was. Well, I do know that but thank-you anyway, I said. I eyed her up suspiciously, her uniform has reflective bits on. Mama said she was a traffic warden, whatever that is. Mama said to check she didn't give us a sneaky ticket while she cooed over me, tee hee!

We went to Mummy Janes after and had some lovely grasses. It started to do wet from the sky but I don't mind so much. Mama was a bit worried so put a brolly up to protect me from the wet.





























Someone in the sky started shouting so Mama said I better come inside. I have found a favourite new place, Mummy Jane's laptop case! I snuggled right down for a sleepy.















Spit The Cat The Bunny got Mama back for her mean trick the other day. She went to get a drink and he said "you move, you lose hoomin"! I was sitting under the table laughing! She had to balance on the edge of the chair to use the computer.















I've been on my bestest behaviour, I havn't done bitings on Daddy since last time!