Sunday, 3 August 2008

Yuk, Mama was DRUNK!

Daddy did some shopping the other day because I was running out of all my favourite foods. We simply cannot run out of my favourites, that would be terrible and I would be sure to run away to live with Alvin and Pearl and their hoomin mummy Donna. When he got back, he'd bought so much. I offered to sort out the veggies if he did the tins but he said I could not be trusted to just start nibbling away!





















"mmm, ginger beer!"








On Friday it was Mama's brother Otis' birthday, he was 15. They went out for a family meal.... but was the the bunneh invited? No he was not! I pretended not to be bothered by it but I was really.

I helped Mama bake some birthday cupcakes for him.















Mama, Daddy and Otis came back and Mama was being all loud and stupid and annoying. I was so pleased when she went out again. I spent some nice time with Daddy and Otis but them Mama came back and she was even more loud and stupid. I was so embarrassed. She took all her clothes off and was dancing around like an idiot. She had furry legs, yuk! Daddy was laughing and saying "go to bed" and shooing her to the bedroom. She is lucky that Otis was already in bed so he would have seen her wobbly bumbum and fuzzy legs!

Then I heard her make stupid noises like "bleurgh, bleurgh" and before I knew it, Daddy was running about with a bowl. I don't know what was happening but it sure sounded yukky!

Today was a lovely day, we went to Mummy Jane's and i got to fill my tummy with tasty grasses! Mama took the flashing silver box to take some nice pictures of me. She did a video of me to. You can see my good manners as I wash my hands and face before starting to eat. I was bought up very well, you see!






























































Here is Spit The Cat The Rabbit, he didn't want to play today, he was too shy to come and see me.

















Well. I'm pooped from all the runnings around,
I'm going for a sleep under the sofa! Night!

10 comments:

FrecklesandDeb said...

Sounds like you had a terrific day -- look at that wonderful grass! YUM!

Casey and Crysti said...

What a thoughtful boy to offer to sort the veggies. You also washed your hands before your grass snack. What great manners! Mommy on the other hand... :)

Ippo456 said...

OOooo that's cool you can do that trick with your ear, where you can flop your ears!
You are a well mannered rabbit, considering your mama isn't as well behaved as you :p

PJ said...

Carlton,
It's good to know there's at least one level-headed member of your family. I think that you deserve more treats and possibly a bunny mouth make. I saw a recipe for a rabbit's cake on a blog and as soon as I find it I'm going to send it to your mum.

The Bunns said...

Tattle Tale .. giggle, giggle ...

Hey CJ .. who does your hair? The part right on top of your head ... is it moussed?

furrybutts said...

Good manners indeed! Your mama sure brought you up well.. I guess it makes up for those drunken moments, huh? ;)

P/S: I like that pic of you in front of that big pot of flowers. You really stand out against all that colour!

Peanut Butter said...

carlton, it is safe to say that hoomins are stupid. Once my hoomin came home being all silly too, when i was feeling a bit sicky so i was in my hoomins litterbox, i think they call it a 'bedroom', and she picked me up and she was all silly with me and kept cuddling me.

My hoomin has just bought me veggies too but she said they had no carrots only organic and aparantly i dont deserve organic...im a disaprovoing bunny doesnt she know?

I think you, me and alvin, and bobbin too should go on a trip! lets leave the hoomins!!!

d. moll, l.ac. said...

Oh Carlton, Mum's sometimes need to de-stress, I thin that's what the bowl and noises was about. Are all the animals in your house black? Looks like you had a lovely time in the outside. Thanks for visiting Tyler and Sydney, they like visitors. Reach for the banana, keep stretching up, up, up......

Crafty Green Poet said...

what a cute video, certainly a very well brought up bunny - and just look at those ears...

Bertie Bunny said...

You are one spoilt lucky bun CJ!