On Sunday I was set up, I swears it!!
Daddy was doing a big clean (I know when he does a big clean, everything goes on the sofa and there's no room for weeing) and while he was busying himself with the mechanical groomer they call the hoover, I found this on the floor
It was my treat bag! Well it sure did make my tummy rumble, let me tell you! I pushed it around for a while and decided wether I should go for the kill and eat the lot or be a good boy and tell Daddy what had fallen on the floor. Just as I decided it was best to be honest, Daddy found me! "Carlton, you little naughty!", he said! I hadn't done anything!! "You naughty monkey stealing food", he went on but I swears I didn't nibble a few of those tasty treat, I pwomise! The hole was already there! If only there was CCBunTV! They sure did look tantilising, smelling all delicious and asking me to eat them....
I think that because I am an efnic bunneh, Daddy thinks I must be GUILTY! Can you believe it? Daddy, racist against his own ethnic bunny!
I was placed in prison for 30 minutes! Can you believe it? Daddy said it was because he couldn't trust me while he hoovered other places but I know it was punishment and I was not pleased!!
Look at my face!!
Daddy and me had been having such a nice time too, he was grooming me for ages, see -
How could he accuse me of such crimes??
I might ask Alvin if I can go and live with him, I don't think I can love Daddy anymore. :-(
News has even reached lolbunnies, how will I ever get over these accusations?!
1 year ago