I've been driving my hoomins just crazy! I learned-ed what my little sharp teefs is for.... BITINGS!!
I have been busy busy busy chomping through just about anything I can get my paws on and Daddy is particularly fed up with my naughtiness! I just can't get enough of his Diesel jeans, I just loves the taste of expensive denim.
See here's what I have nibbled with my teefs...
The last fing that I chewed made my teefs fizzy so I decided to stop chewing for a while and just have some nice rests in my hay box.
Silly Mama touched the bit white root I was munching and it made her fingers go fizzy too. She said I must stop chewing as I will hurt myself and I told her to stop putting delicious tempting chewable objects in my eye seeing ways and I won't do it! Silly hoomins, they don't know nuffinks!
Mama says I have the most beautifullist of eyeballs, the colour of tasty chocolate that I'm not allowed to eat, rubbish! Look at my lubbly eyes!
I'm off to look for tasty things to chew! Toodles!
1 year ago