Tee hee, tonight I did a piddle on mummy's lap! haha! a man wot I do not remember came in the house and I was very suspicious of all the different smells that he bought in. I felt I needed to let him know that mummy is mine so hands off! I made my feelings known and mummy did a big squeal and daddy picked me up and told me off! how rude of the silly two foot! Daddy made me go to my bedroom for a while as punishment but I don't care, there's lots of hay there for me to eat, nummers!
Mummy says I look like a seal pup... what is a seal pup?
2 years ago