Hello to all my bunny and hoomin friends! My two foot has helped my set up this blog so I can keep you all informed as to what naughtiness I've been up too!
I suppose I should really start with a little background on myself. My two foot pretends that I'm a bit of a Jamaican rude boy but in reality, I'm just a Northern lad, I was born in Leeds. My two foot thinks that I spent too much time studying the family cat, Bonkers, because I don't display usual rabbit behaviours.... though I do like to dig at a clean pile of clothes that are waiting to be ironed! I generally like to be sprawled out in the sunshine and eating. My favourite foods are coriander, mint, basil, thyme, lemon thyme, parsley, red pepper and cawwit. I love banana but my two foot says I can have it on a Sunday because it is bad for my teef, booooo!
I was neutered a couple of months ago and I took it all in my stride, my two foot says I'm a very brace boy. I like going to the vets because Simon is so very nice to me, he gives me lots of cuddles and says I'm a very relaxed bunny. Sometimes he sticks a big thing in my mouth and I'm not a big fan of that but I'm sure he's only doing it to keep me healthy.
My two foot has been telling me that soon she is going to build me a new home, that I need to move out of the converted warehouse bachelor pad and into a two up two down family home ready for when I start dating. I like my bachelor pad though! hmpf!
I like cuddles with my two foots, sometimes I have to groom them because they can be a bit grubby. I don't like it when I get told off for going on the sofa, I cover my eyes with my ears and pretend not to hear. I like to rearrange my apartment in the night, the two foots don't seem to realise I like my toilet at an angle, not flush to the corner like how they put it. Silly hoomins.
I think it's time for one to retire to the boudoir, the two foot just filled my hay ball and it's making my tummy rumble. Toddle pip!
1 year ago