Today Mama was doing lots of "Um"s and "Ah"s in the spare room. She had a something she called a tay-p measuuure. I was helping out, bouncing around and she was saying that I will be banned from going in the room for a while in the next few weeks... what does she mean?! Does she realise how much stuff in there I own? does she not realise how long it takes me to chin everything in the room every day?!

I don't know what she's playing at so I peed on the sofa to show my disgust. This is my place, she can't be banning me willy nilly from rooms because she feel like it, who does she think she is?

These hoomins, what's wrong with them??!