Well, Mama had to get up early today to help Daddy take my crate across the road to Uncle Richard's... gosh, her face looks like crumpled paper in the mornings! I can't believe she even went outside, she hadn't even had a weewee or a wash, dirty hoomin!! As a refined youngbun, I at least wash my ears before emerging from my bedroom! Imagine if someone had seen her, I would have been soooo embarrassed!
Mama came back and wrapped me up in a big warm squashy cuddle under her hoodie and took me across the road. I was very brave, I don't go outside very often so i have to be a big boy to make Mama proud. She gave me some cawwit to tell me what a good boy I was. She gave me kisses kisses (YUK!!) and told me to be a good boy... at least i think that's what she said, I was much to busy dealing with all the new smells in my nose and sights in my eyes.
Anyways, I was feeling pretty lazy and had some hay time and some snoozy time and some smelling time. I even did some dancing at my very own disco.
The time flew by and before I knew it Mama was back to get me! I was so excited that I did some binkies. Uncle Richard had some washing hanging up so i marked it all, I did some serious chinning on his speakers and tv cabinet and I jumped all over the sofas and was having a great time. Mama was panicking incase I piddled but I was having waaay to much fun for naughty weewee time!
I was running and jumping and doing head binkies galore, then Mama got the camera out...so I stopped. She thinks I'm some kind of performing seal! I mean, really! So I stood still and used my windscreen wiper ears to cover my eyes until she gave up.
Then I decided I would do something nice for Uncle Richard, I would do some cleaning! Lick, lick here, lick, lick there, I was licking just about everywhere. Mama found this very funny and I let her film me some. (see video!) Stooopid hoomin only filmed it sideways, didn't she?! Too much Ribena I think, it's her own fault, she should have shared that delicious juice with me!
So I'm home now and sure as pie, I save those poops for home!! I've been poopin' like a good 'un! I kept uncle Richard's carpet clean, Mama said she wishes I had such good manners at home, NAR NAR NA NAR NAR!!!
I just realised that i forgot to ask to see Uncle richard's car-pets. *thump* Does anyone know what car-pets are?
HELLO TO JANE!! Mama said you sorted out your broad beans and could read my stories now! I hope you like them!
2 years ago